the woman who sits by the window

went to a little popup bakery this morning and waited in line for about 20 minutes and then got the LAST one of the flavor I wanted. Yippee!!!

I really want a bagged salad rn but I’m Scared of diarrhea parasite so I won’t be doing that I guess. And just buying a head of lettuce is not an option bc I think I’d rather die than wash lettuce. Sorry.

getting snippy in the perusall annotations for this class. if you read the paragraph above the one you’re annotating you’ll see that the text actually explains in very simple terms why the thing you’re writing is stupid. also fuck you.

put on self tanner for the first time since middle school, when i went to school and realized after i got there that my legs were orange and my feet were white. humbling. one of many mishaps. but now 20 years later (should i kill myself btw?) i'm trying again. got a mitt and everything. will report back.