Horrible Gremlin, Armchair Dilettante

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

Look, when you see someone talking about a particular bit of tabletop RPG rules tech and your first reaction is "well, that just doesn't sound practical", your first question should be whether you've actually identified a problem, or whether you've merely assumed without justification that every part of the game in question other than the bit you just read about is identical to Dungeons & Dragons.

You need to understand that I get "but that doesn't make sense because how would it interact with levelling up" in my notifications like three times a week.

you can't say "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" on a poll with a 60/40 split. that's hydrogen bomb vs regular bomb

Pipe bomb versus somewhat smaller pipe bomb.

Hydrogen baby va coughing bomb

Two bombs, both alike in dignity, in fair tumblr, where we lay our scene

always interesting whenever people start talking about polyamory as particularly unstable or prone to jealousy bc it begs the question of if they’ve ever seen or heard of monogamous couples

are you aware that those people are having sincere earnest discussions on whether following someone on social media counts as cheating

massively expanding the concept of "god of the gaps" to include everything i don't immediately apprehend or understand. dark matter is god. chinese is the language of god. a car with tinted windows is being driven by god

IT'S COMING HOME

I have a pair of oven mitts that simply do not work. You wear them and your hand still get burned through the mitt. What sort of clown hell world are we living in?

they're called oven mitts because of you of in the hot hot hot HOT HOT FUCK OW SHIT ASS OW

It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?

Personally I'm a big fan of a couple sparking colorful wires, one or two lengths of tubing, a green circuit board, and two gears with a pawl that doesn't connect to anything.

It’s always wahhhh my aborted gf my aborted older brother. What about the aborted bully or the aborted asshole boss or the aborted weird situationship? I’m glad they’re not here.

New science math "BABRmetrics" which calculates whether a given abortion hurt or improved society, based around an idea called "bitching above replacement." Critics have said this is almost certainly eugenics if you think about it, but added that they would not be thinking about it. I have accordingly deducted a bunch of points from those assholes.

Unrestrained summer fun

You just can’t get this kinda shit on any other platform.

I know I'm several years behind on this but I am just now watching She-Ra and the Princesses of Power and let me just say AAAA, AAAAA, AAAAAAAA sjhfagsfjhagdajshh AAAAAA YESSSSSS

Double Trouble using Adora's voice to call Catra "kitten" specifically to get a rise out of her holy shiiiiittt

Horde Prime talking to Catra like "hmmmm, elevated heart rate, dilated pupils? gay homosexual detected"

Many know the pain of shampoo and conditioner that come in visually identical containers, but fewer know that if you need to buy off-brand because none of the brand-name stuff is fragrance-free it's all identical containers. A minute ago I just about washed my hands with hair gel.

This is why I get different off brands. Store Choice Shampoo and Could It Be Conditioner?