What

Considering introducing a controlled burn to the prairies of my mind

Paging Diane Duane and Young Wizards, paging....

dude came into my work and was whistling along to the christmas music we’re playing so i asked him if he was excited for christmas and he said ‘i’m just excited about everything! :)’ what a pleasant answer

That man was drunk.

it was nearly 8 years ago now but i don’t think he was drunk from my recollection. however, we can imagine a scenario together where he was drunk if you’d like. maybe it could take place somewhere fun as well, like on top of a mountain, and maybe i was wearing a funny hat

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you

@jennyfair7

Only one brain cell and it’s centered on Soup.

@loquarocoeur it’s you <3

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

being alive is like: you want to go home. you don't know where home is. you want to go home. you don't know where home is. you want to go home. you haven't known for a long time. you want to go home but you don't know where you'd go. you want to go home you want to go home you want to go home

a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.