this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time
God forbid Chippy do anything
You absolutely must unmute this video.

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this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time
God forbid Chippy do anything
You absolutely must unmute this video.

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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"
The second rule of cable management is that all true art is provocative. If zero people want to kill you over it, it's not good art.
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As an older queer, allow me to say: the walls of the closet are load-bearing. It is our job as a community to stand in front of that door and tell everyone who wants to peek inside to fuck off.
There are so many reasons a person may choose not to come out and there is no reason a person would owe the public or a stranger that information. Certainly it's not owed simply because someone is famous.
We have fought for decades to make it safer for people to be open and authentic about themselves, but we are not yet there. And even if we were, the closet would still be something we need to maintain for those who are not ready to reveal that part of themselves.
May we never become so obsessed with representation that we forget the sanctity of privacy.
the thing about media literacy is that understanding why the author chose to specify that the curtains are blue is the same skill set as understanding that the way the author characterizes all black characters as angry or all chinese characters as meek and silent is racist. it is the same skill set as being able to identify when a news source is biased or when someone is feeding you propaganda. the ability to ask "why did this person choose to present this premise in this specific way?" is a critical skill in a world full of misinformation. why are the curtains blue? maybe it's a characterization detail. maybe it's extraneous worldbuilding. why is this character written as being right all the time? maybe you're intended to disagree with them. maybe it doesn't matter. maybe you should still ask why.
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The fact that one of these moves is significantly more difficult for me than the other two at least tells me which nerve is probably the most fucked up

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"Men still live who, in their youth, remember pigeons. Trees still live who, in their youth, were shaken by a living wind. But a decade hence only the oldest oaks will remember, and at long last only the hills will know."
spent the morning crying over passenger pigeons <3
no matter what happens in this miserable world we will ALLLLWAYSSSSSSSS have delilah briarwood saying "i would never play pretend with a dead rat, fuck you" and then immediately being cowed into playing pretend with the dead rat. due to the indefatigable power of laudna's whimsy, tag teaming - of COURSE - with pate's unbearable charm
you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing
HE HAD A SON NAMED
WHAT
NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK
technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn
Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.
I have something worse
imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn
imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen
WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN
I have an answer to that one too
The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.
Born without a groove 😔
With each addition to this, I find myself nodding and murmuring, "Mm hm. The Plorn Dickens."
Woe betides the grooveless Plorn
Ambitions lacking, face forlorn
His father's industry and wit?
He never got a lick of it
A childhood spent in anxious gloom
And sent away to certain doom
No wonder all the people say
"Hurts like the Dickens" here today
"God bless us, bless us, every one
"Except for Plorn, my grooveless son
"No spot of extra gruel for him
"I'd give him to the Jacobins"
The old man's love or high esteem
Could only happen in a dream
Imagine such a father's scorn
To so disdain his grooveless Plorn
They just reestablished contact with Artemis II after 40 minutes of radio silence while they rounded the moon. Christina Koch immediately said that it's "so great to hear from earth again" and then that humanity will always keep exploring space, and will come back to the moon someday.
"But we will always choose earth. We will always choose each other," she said.
And Houston responded: "We copy. Those of us who can are looking back at you."
And so what if i cried a little bit about it??

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i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and
This is exactly what trying to do normal stuff while having a depressive episode feels like
sorry if i weirded you out with my messages earlier (remembers im trying to be more self confident) but actually it was normal of me to do so (becomes nervous im acting superior) because i am a human like everybody else and not better than anyone (remembers i am better than some people) except for really bad people (notices the ideological can of worms opened by previous clause) but anyone can work towards self improvement (remembers im trying to be more self confident) like meeee :)
I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was
Question. Why are y'all doing this in March
To make sure we get the meme jn the fridge to dethaw in time.
maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

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i can’t handle this i’m losing my mind katie marovitch you’re the funniest woman alive i stg
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY