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Rose Landry is devastated when she's told that she may not get her dream role because the director doesn't believe she can play a lesbian. Desperate for the role, she turns to her best friend Shane Hollander who proposes an idea so ridiculous, it just might work. Find a beautiful woman to be seen with in suggestive enough situations that rumors start, while maintaining plausible deniability. Unfortunately or fortunately, the woman he recommends for the "part" is Ilya's best friend, Svetlana Vetrova, who just happens to need a place to stay in LA. She also happens to be the person Rose drunkenly kissed last New Year's, but that's fine. Drunk girl kissing doesn't count. Right?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/77244106/chapters/202215606

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#roselana #heated rivalry #rose landry #svetlana vetrova

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angelsdean

when you remember they went to the HOT TOPICAL !!!!!! THEY WENT TO THE MALL !!!! THEY WERE SHOPPING TOGETHER FOR HOURS !!! THEY DEFINITELY ATE AT THE FOOD COURT !!!! IT WAS LITERALLY A DATE !!! A MALL DATE !!!! GREW UP IN THE 80s AND 90s DEAN WINCHESTER TOOK HIS ANGEL ON A MALL DATE BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT ALL THE COOL KIDS DID AND HE NEVER GOT TO !!!! THEY CAME BACK AND DEAN’S HAND WAS ON CAS’S SHOULDER

angelsdean

his hand is literally on cas’s shoulder, if you even care

strickenbiohazard

Prompt - Rope

angelofweirdness

Aaaaand there is Showgirl!Dean and Detective!Cas again.

What a surprise...

yaoiblackmold

They really missed out on making Show Armand extremely religious like in the books bcs it would make the Loumand dynamic like 100x better to me. They're in their bdsm sex dungeon trying to figure out how to have freaky sex and a 24/7 D/s dynamic in a God honouring way.

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amarigeddon71

can’t stop drawing destiel… send help

princessrhcenyra

THE GOOD PLACE ⇢ 1x13 | MICHAEL'S GAMBIT

marchingmoths

thinking about the boston raiders spending years watching ilya flirt with models, actors, pop stars, and all sorts of Professionally Hot People. always at the top of his game, no matter how famous or supernaturally attractive they are. no one’s seen him so much as stutter when chatting up someone whose face looks perfect on a billboard and somehow better in real life.

then the raiders shoot a PSA for the boston library. it’s the first time ilya’s been in a library since he was a child. and he simply cannot handle the librarians. they spend an extra hour filming because ilya stutters whenever someone with glasses asks him a direct question. he misspells his own name while getting a library card when the man helping him rebuttons the top of his collared shirt. he tries to flirt with a woman reshelving books by asking her what the numbers on the spines mean and if he can get hers; she doesn't clock his pick-up line and explains the dewey decimal system to him for ten minutes. ilya blushes the entire time.

marley tells this to shane years later and shane is like,,,that tracks and no i will not elaborate. but we own an industrial grade glasses cleaner because i couldn’t figure out how else to get cum out of the crevices.

kiwiacidtrip

Hollanov Roller Derby

Extra

deancasforcutie

Dean coming out playfully 🩷💜💙

(can we take a moment or several thousand to appreciate that he came out to the audience using His Line "sonofabitch"? he's bi and it’s authentic to his hypermasculine cowboy ethos and we’re blessed. when you Dare To Defy stereotypes so hard it bodies the network who only ever paid lip service to the idea and failed to suppress you)

bonus:

#eventually what if you just take what he says at face value?#Dean and Eleanor Shellstrop would be best friends tbh #dean

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chowpan

i finally drew the boys.. lol i spent hours deciding on the text..

equalistmako

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

damianmcgintleman

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

equalistmako

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too

prokopetz

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

snickerslizard

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

prokopetz

Yes.

iguanamouth

star-spangled-jackass

oh god theres art

tediousfeline

@altadude you know what must be done.

altadude-deactivated20190418

lesbopsappho

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

magickspills

I apologize to all my followers for this

watfordwallflower

if i had to read this you do too

quinintheclouds

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

theepitomeofamess

………

anony-phangirl

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

broadwaytheanimatedseries

Tis the season bitches

theresneverenoughfandoms

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

logan-exe

Why is this on my dash?

princeanxious

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

randomslasher

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance.

chooseyourmusehasmoved

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

none-of-your-biscuits

every fucking year i have to see this on my dash please just let me fucking r e s t

prokopetz

It’s that time again.

transformativeworks

There are currently 32 works in The Grinch/Tony the Tiger on AO3.

deehellcat

well how about that. :D Hope my fave one updates this holiday season!

#was sharing the lore so i have to reblog

409-conflict

Hayden, finding out Shane’s gay: hey man, thanks for telling me, I’m so honored to have your trust

Hayden, finding out Shane has a boyfriend: dude, so happy for you, congrats!

Hayden, finding out it’s Rozanov: like, I don’t get it. At all. But you seem happy, so, okay?

Hayden, finding out Rozanov’s been to the cottage: I mean … would kinda like an invite too? But, you know, when you’re ready

Hayden, finding out Shane eats burgers and hot dogs and pasta and non-macrobiotic food when he hangs with Rozanov: this is a betrayal of the worst kind, how could you do this to me after all these years, what the fuck, I thought I knew you man

#heated rivalry

fella-lovin-fella

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

ilyashaneconnorhudson

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killedbythecat

the bunker has a record player 🎶🎸💿

szlez

Catstiel in a Situation

Technically I’m through with all prompts for @valdelion and @niceworkhuggybear Restraintstiel Week, but then my friend asked- every one draws Cas as a cat so why aren’t there any restraintstiel art showing him in a carrier? The idea was too genius not to draw it.

So here it is! @aniona29 you’re the best 😽

Other instalments: Collar, Cuffs, Rope, Living Restraints, Tie, Magic, Free

szlez

By request, he’s out

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