rotating blorbos in my mind

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

straight playing gay shouldn't really be controversial because really 90% of gay men want nothing more than to see a straight actor fake get fucked in the ass. So who started this this discourse

man, it's so cool when female characters over-indulge and self-destruct and hurt themselves and others on purpose and have no way out but make it worse anyway and bite and scratch and betray everything they stand for for nothing and have no one to blame but themselves.

you probably could domesticate a velociraptor tho, that thing could prolly protect the fuck out of grain

Since raptors were (probably) very social animals, you'd really need a small pack (flock?) of them for them to be well-socialized. Which would mean having enough chickens to make that guardian situation work.... probably meaning really big chicken farms where an adventurous fox is suddenly surrounded by angry 'chickens' with sickle claws.