rotating blorbos in my mind

straight playing gay shouldn't really be controversial because really 90% of gay men want nothing more than to see a straight actor fake get fucked in the ass. So who started this this discourse

man, it's so cool when female characters over-indulge and self-destruct and hurt themselves and others on purpose and have no way out but make it worse anyway and bite and scratch and betray everything they stand for for nothing and have no one to blame but themselves.

you probably could domesticate a velociraptor tho, that thing could prolly protect the fuck out of grain

Since raptors were (probably) very social animals, you'd really need a small pack (flock?) of them for them to be well-socialized. Which would mean having enough chickens to make that guardian situation work.... probably meaning really big chicken farms where an adventurous fox is suddenly surrounded by angry 'chickens' with sickle claws.

becoming too OC pilled will ruin your fandom experience forever. i have invented The Character who is perfectly tailored to my own tastes and not beholden to any writers or showrunners. and i can even make more of them if i want. but watch out.