Phantasmal and Resplendent

The internet is a device which can be used to contact lesbians

thank you potato. I love you potato. Everyone praise the potato

masi waptʰu. nayka q̓at waptʰu. kʰanawi nsayka munk-yutɬiɬ-təmtəm waptʰu.

ahi chokma'shki. ahi chįholloli. hattak mǫmaat ahią ayokpachi.

xtyozën lad pap. ryulaza lad pap. ual guny rata ra buny alabar pap

danke härdöpfel. ech liebe dech härdöpfel. bitte dönd de härdöpfel loobe.

grazie patata. ti amo patata. tutti quanti lodate la patata

χάριν σοι ἔχω, ὦ γαιόμηλον. φιλῶ σε, ὦ γαιόμηλον. πάντες τὸ γαιόμηλον αἰνείτωσαν

gratias tibi ago, malum terrae. Te amo, malum terrae. Omnes malum terrae venerantor

спасибо, картофель. я люблю тебя, картофель. все восхваляйте картофель

děkuju brambore. Miluju tě brambore. Všichni chvalme brambor

dankon, terpomo. mi amas vin, terpomo. ĉiuj laŭdu la terpomo.

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

set as executable

runs you

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

You ARE lost, my bus friend. That is a BC Transit bus and a bus stop in Vancouver, the one (1) city in the province whose transit system isn't part of BC Transit.

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

good LORD the piss is flying all over the place in that comment section! If you're poor do NOT leave your house you're definitely gonna get caught in the crossfire.

How dare you say poor people shouldn't exist in public

Sprints at you fast as fuck

it’s what they would have wanted

happy moonwalk day

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

I SAID HOLD STILL