Mad Max: Furry Road

i LOVE the idea of "i can't win, but you can lose" in fictional confrontations it is SO fucking tasty. the human nature to self destruct and the human nature to survive by any means necessary combined at its finest.

i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary

She was trying to look behind the counter where we keep Gold Jewelry and Gucci Purses for pokemon cards

what’s the mood for july?

All across social media, people are saying the same thing: we want alien dick pics

if i turned seven this year and didnt get a six seven cake when my friends did i think i'd go evil and start throwing tables and shit

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

Need some fables AESOP

Robot girl who refers to her bra as "tech support"

I dont know who needs to hear this but your full body commissions are worth more than $20

Keep salting the wound I'm close

posts that make you feel like a crumb or perhaps a pea