Mad Max: Furry Road

posts that make you feel like a crumb or perhaps a pea

When I die tragically before my time I want to get isekai’d into a furry porn comic world.

u need to draw fatter arms it can't all go to the butt and thighs #SORRY

the thing is that for all its supposed faults, i would take this brand of 90s utopian globalism over whatever the fuck we’ve been doing for the last 10 years in a heartbeat

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

"muscle mommy" "cardio bunny" these women don't fucking KNOW you bro

they call me mx. delicate constitution because I am afaik entirely able-bodied but can be rendered nonfunctional by things like "my tummy hurts" or "it smells weird in here"

don’t be hard on yourself. be hard inside me instead

reblog to play with the balls of the user you reblogged this from.

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??