FaultyGear

NOOO

we must imagine sisyphus as a dumb fucking turtle

This was physically painful to watch.

So horny for grey wardens like the concept of grey wardens. My brain is collapsing in on itself like a dying star.

You drink poison to fight poison you do what needs to be done and you aren’t even remembered for it. Your sacrifice means nothing and it means everything. Grey Wardens inspire you and make you better than you are and becoming one is literally a death sentence. An order for murderers, repentant and not, and society’s unwanted, the people who never had a chance and the people who had a chance and wasted it. It can be punishment or liberation, a prison or a way out of one. I’m going to be ill.

i think its sooo good when bears just have a little sit. when they just sit down on the grass and just hang out that rules

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

“…you come to MY HOUSE…?!?!?!?”

April 8 2013 - Margaret Thatcher dies.

Ding dong the witch is still dead!

my advice to the kids is that they should fight people on the playground while they can still get away with it without legal consequences

Someone on Twitter pointed out that apart from all the different elements, this is a master class in story telling and comedic timing.

@noelle217

This is adorable

Oh shit I just realized I spent all of high school with my pockets overflowing with candy and the reason I “don’t have as much of a sweet tooth anymore :/” is because I stopped constantly existing in an environment that mandated I spend every ounce of energy in my body on Making My Brain Remember Stupid Shit