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NOOO
we must imagine sisyphus as a dumb fucking turtle
They really should teach people how to cook in school.
This was physically painful to watch.
So horny for grey wardens like the concept of grey wardens. My brain is collapsing in on itself like a dying star.
You drink poison to fight poison you do what needs to be done and you arenât even remembered for it. Your sacrifice means nothing and it means everything. Grey Wardens inspire you and make you better than you are and becoming one is literally a death sentence. An order for murderers, repentant and not, and societyâs unwanted, the people who never had a chance and the people who had a chance and wasted it. It can be punishment or liberation, a prison or a way out of one. Iâm going to be ill.
the build a bear Axolotl is perfect actually
it said :)

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i think its sooo good when bears just have a little sit. when they just sit down on the grass and just hang out that rules
this is what itâs all about folks
i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video
I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.
Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art
âthatâs right
weâll fuck your wifeâ
IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOUâRE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
ââŚyou come to MY HOUSEâŚ?!?!?!?â
Yo, so apparently I found out one of my college teachers actually did some art for Nintendo in the 90s
nice
Oh, and this is the art they did
mario ketchup

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April 8 2013 - Margaret Thatcher dies.
Ding dong the witch is still dead!
my advice to the kids is that they should fight people on the playground while they can still get away with it without legal consequences
Ya know how in Watchmen, Dr. Manhattan exists in all times at the same time? Thatâs what watching this felt like. I am both in 2020 and 2005. Who is this intrepid time traveler???
Someone on Twitter pointed out that apart from all the different elements, this is a master class in story telling and comedic timing.
Growing up with your starters
Artist:Â esasi8794 / Twitter
The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe whatâs in each photo:
Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes⌠has become a weird habit of theirs.
Venusaur: That hasnât changed now that theyâve grown, but theyâre very gentle.
Charmander: Itâs my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldnât get lonely.
Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.
Squirtle: Squirtleâs a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.
Blastoise: Looks like theyâre scared of the first Pichu theyâve seen. Youâre not really hiding!
@noelle217
This is adorable
They just posted some more!
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And some more!
You forgot these!!!
Iâm disappointed that these were left out

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posting my most cursed / blursed tiktok here to save it from the tiktok ban đđ
Yâall I just learned that unusually high sugar and carb cravings are a symptom of dopamine deficiency
If youâre adhd and experience a deep and all-encompassing urge to eat cake at least five times a day boy do I have news for you
Oh yeah, this is a hell of a thing. Years before my diagnosis I used to snack hardcore on chocolates and particularly candy whenever I was writing and insisted it âhelped me thinkâ. Turns out that yup, that was my ADHD brain demanding sugar for the dopamine machine to help me pay attention.
(These days I just keep a bottle of high-glucose sports drink handy and slowly sip my way through it when I need to focus instead of slamming back whole packets of Nerds.)
Can confirm via lived experience. Iâm known for my sweet tooth and consuming a LOT of sugar daily, which never seemed to affect my âenergyâ levels the way people say kids get hyperactive on sugar. It in fact simply helped me be steadier.Â
Since I started taking ADHD medication, my cravings for sweet snacks have gotten down to almost zero, except if I need to make a specifically mentally challenging task. Wish I knew this before I only sought diagnosis past 30 years oldâŚ
Oh shit I just realized I spent all of high school with my pockets overflowing with candy and the reason I âdonât have as much of a sweet tooth anymore :/â is because I stopped constantly existing in an environment that mandated I spend every ounce of energy in my body on Making My Brain Remember Stupid Shit