Lurking

it could be worse. you could be 5′1″. 

it seems i’ve struck a nerve amongst the short people. time to take precautions *places this post on the highest shelf*

This is the funniest thing Twitter why are you like this?

The first direwolf in the White House

this poor boy will be buried underground by wednesday

tumblr meet up at costco free samples are on me

“my mother and my parents”

you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface

some day “milf is a slur” discourse will break out and there will be no survivors

When I was in 6th grade I was going through my emo phase so one day I came to school wearing all black and my teacher said “What’re you all dressed up for? Going on a hot date?” and in the saddest voice that i could muster I said “Yeah… a date with death” and she stopped talking to me for the rest of the school day

People on tumblr be like: “You’re so hateful I hope that you and your entire family dies in a slow and guesome way”

People on tumblr will call you a bigot then proceed to call you at least 3 slurs

emoticons are cute u guys are just mean

if i wanna throw around a ＼(^-^)／ who are u to stop me

i hate bitches w/ discord nitro......... you got the money 4 that????? using your emotes where ever u want???? bougie shit.............

you insult one bitch w/ discord nitro an here come all their little buddies 😒 pack it up country club

THIS

sorry for having a huge cock and correct opinions on everything. as if it’s my fault.