My Jimmy Snapped

Thus Spake Zoroaster : Also Sprach Zarathustra :: Thumb the Brake on that Rollercoaster : Almbo the Brrach on that Rallercathustra

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health.

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

theres gonna be 1 ski jumper that figures it out and just flies away and never comes down

Had a dream there was a new internet trend called "looksmashing" which was basically just looksmaxxing except they were trying to look more and more like Nigel Thornberry