I Don't Do Sadness

The universal human experience of packing underwear for a vacation like you’re going to shit yourself every day

Netflix is a coward for canceling this masterpiece

the utter ecstasy of "is that lavENDER?" is what sells it for me

Currently, you’re procrastinating something.

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk

Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that he’s an omega and the girl telling him that she’s a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and I just whispered to myself “what the fuck?? What the fuck??”