Steddie Shit

Steve: Well i didn't sign up to being a mother of 6 teenagers but here we are.

Dustin: *eating lunch Steve made* You're not my mother though.

Dustin:

Eddie: Yeah? So could another human being.

Jason:

Eddie: So could a dog.

Jason:

Eddie: So could a dedicated duck.

Jason:

Dustin: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what i would do.

*building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Dustin: ... or he could do that.

Mike: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Max: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Dustin: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Steve: Sure they are.

Dustin: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Steve: Okay...

Dustin: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavoured cake.

Steve:

Dustin: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.

Steve: *crying* Dustin, please stop.

Wayne: You can't have a midlife crisis, Eddie, you're 10.

Eddie: I'm sorry. He said he felt unsafe.

Steve: Now I feel unsafe!

Eddie: I'm sorry.

Dustin: I don't know, hand me that recorder.

Dustin: *plays recorder*

Steve: Who the FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2 AM??!!!

Steve: Hey.

Eddie: I can't sleep.

Steve: I can.

Eddie:

Eddie: *not looking up* Myxine Circifrons.

Steve:

Steve: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then we just sort of sunk into it.

Robin: Okay. So, was he holding you? Or were his hands, like, on your back?

Steve: No, actually. First they were... they started on my waist. And then they slid up, and then they were in my hair.

Robin: Awww!

*meanwhile*

Eddie: And, uh, and then i kissed him.

Dustin: Tongue?

Eddie: Yeah.

Eddie: So you're not going to share.

Steve: I'm not supposed to have any ideas. I'm the hot one.

Max: It's a thoughtful person.

*later at the dinner table*

Eddie: Here's the salt, Stevie.

Steve: Thanks Eds, you're such a thot!

Steve: Oh, it's cold.

Eddie: Nice cup of coffee.

Steve: It's horrible!

Eddie: Cup of coffee.

Steve: I'm not even sure it is coffee.

Dustin: Ten.

Steve: Ten what?