Shower Thoughts

“Men don’t cry” is the male version of “girls don’t fart.”

Depression/anxiety convince you that both everyone and no-one cares

The 18+ warning is probably the most ignored warning ever.

You may do something for the last time in your life today.

As a child, you used to get a lot of praise if you ate all your food and took good naps. As an adult, people look down upon you for snacking and sleeping too much.

If Sign Language was the same the world over then it could be everyone’s second language and solve a lot of communication issues.

Asking “why are you depressed, life is so beautiful!” Is like asking “why do you have asthma, there’s so much air!”

It would be cool if once you’ve walked to a location, you’d gain the ability to fast travel there forever.

Grandparents wanting grandchildren are like kids asking for a puppy - they want something cute to play with but no responsibilities.

They say money can’t buy happiness, but antidepressants sure aren’t free.

Do you ever get that sudden outburst of motivation to go out and make your life better then after 5 minutes you’re like “ yeah that’s not happening”

Buying erasers is literally paying for your mistakes.

Everybody is gangsta until the cockroach starts flying.

You realise you’re getting older when the main characters aren’t your age anymore

“Sign in to view content” has stopped more lazy people than underage people

There are more people using other devices as an alarm clock than actual alarm clocks