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And we’re like can we see our friends please? And they’re like yeah. Over zoom, but only 40 minutes at a time. And we’re like okaaay.

So then we’re like hey can we have good grades? And they say no. Here take this e-learning system that doesn’t work. Go, fetch! And we’re like okaaay.

And then we go to take AP exams and we’re like can we get good enough scores for college credit? And they’re like no. You’re only doing the essay section under the most stressful circumstances ever. And we’re like okaaay.

And they’re like you’re not gonna have a future are ya? And we’re like nOo, and they’re like SAY IT. And we say we’re not gonna have a future.

And then we’re like, can we please go back to school next year? And they’re like no. In fact, the country is still in a pandemic, and you’re gonna be in quarantine for thirty years!