literally just some guy

oh its so easy, just look at something until you can see what it looks like, than just draw it.

diet culture is so evil like. an older woman friend said to me (in response to me saying my gf isn't really into chocolate) "i WISH i didn't like chocolate" like. do you wish you didn't have skin to feel a summer breeze. do you wish you didn't have eyes to see the sunrise

very funny to me that calories is legit just a measure of energy. you can convert it to joules. (4186 joules in one kcal). really drives home the absurdity of diet culture.

Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.

When you look back and think damn 2019 wasn’t that long ago where did the time go? Job. Your Job took it.

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How is she doing this

Thats not what "here comes the airplane" is referring to. The phrase "here comes the airplane" is something parents (supposedly) say when feeding fussy infants. The joke is that it looks like someone is gently feeding her a battery, not that a battery causes airplanes or whatever yall thought

i need to show you guys the absurdly saucy pear my parents just casually had out in the fruit bowl like it was normal

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

it IS thursday. cunts, just a little longer. we must get it on.

it IS friday. we cunts must persevere when we are so close to the finish line. it's time to get it on

damn that's crazy dot com forward slash thanks for sharing

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday