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10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right nowā¦.
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I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big olā check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees theyād originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperityā¦
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It fucking WORKED.
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Itās called the foot-in-the-door method. First, you propose something that is slightly outside of allowable norms: denying gay people wedding cakes on grounds ofĀ āreligious freedomā. Then, you slowly ramp up how extreme your demands are, coercing the other side to giving a tinyĀ bit of ground each time, until youāve shifted the entire fucking playing field. Conservatives are also very fond of the door-to-face method, which is demanding something completely outlandish that you know will be refused, and then asking for something less ridiculous by way of compromise, again resulting in a gradual shift in norms until views that were once considered moderate or reasonable become unthinkably liberal by destroying peopleās sense of standards. The combination of these methods is called theĀ āfoot-in-the-faceā method, which sums up where this whole thing is headed quite nicely.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Door-in-the-face_technique
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot-in-the-door_technique
Hey remember how you guys kept sayingĀ āwhy not just go to another bakeryā?Ā
Your Headcanon is Valid
@mariaann
Iād also add that there are distinct distinctions between:
(1) Authors always intended X to be true
And
(2) Textual evidence that X is true w/ or w/o explicit authorial intent.
1 is not where biMarco has come from (as the authors have said - this is cool we support this but donāt give us any credit for it).Ā
Instead biMarco is from 2. Both 1 & 2 are valid to read which I say only because some are too married to 1 and deny 2 as valid. I know you know this but many donāt.
Starting a new post because itās off-topic, but I think this is a super-important point about fandom, and a super-important point specifically about queering characters who are not confirmed queer in a canon work.Ā If Animorphs fans donāt push for Marco to be bi, then the world will assume a straight default for Marco.Ā If Animorphs fans donāt trumpet a read of Tobias as trans, the world assumes a cis default for Tobias.Ā Even though canon never says either way.
The authors are awesome; I believe them when they express both regret over the lack of canonically queer characters and joy that the fandom is queering the cast.Ā BUT as @mariaann said, the authorsā approval is nice but not necessary.
Thereās this interesting space, between curative fandom and transformational fandom, that I would describe asĀ āwhy not?ā fandom.Ā For anyone unfamiliar: curative fandom is collecting details from the canon work and describing them in worshipful exactness.Ā Itās creating a floor plan for the Blade Ship based on extensive rereadings of interior descriptions, or attempting to construct taxxon grammar from canon utterances alone.Ā In curative fandom, Canon Is Lord.Ā Transformational fandom is expanding on and changing the canon work, including through critiques of its shortcomings.Ā Itās writing fan fiction that unkills your favorite dead character, or drawing the Animorphs as Avatar element-benders.Ā In transformative fandom, The Author Is Dead.
However, that split is artificial.Ā Most fans curate and transform.Ā My own blog has both obsessively detailed charts of Tobias and Rachelās entire romance, and fan fiction about Tobias dating Marco instead.
And one particularly awesome middle ground is āwhy not?ā fandom, which takes the stance āthereās nothing in canon that contradicts me, and therefore my read is this.āĀ Itās the fandom space that points out that J.K.R. never says in so many words that Harry and Hermione are white, so no one can stop fans from making them brown.Ā Itās the āyour favorite is Xā posts explaining that we have no proof Obi-Wan isnāt trans, and therefore thereās nothing to prevent us headcanoning him that way.Ā The āwhy not?ā fandom acknowledges that weāre all here because we all love the same story, but allows fans to see themselves in characters after lifetimes of sparse or bad representation.Ā It gets buy-in from both the canon worshipers and the canon rewriters, with the goal of getting trans Obi-Wan to be as integral to the fandom as Sith Lord Jar Jar.
I do this too, because itās a great form of compromise.Ā Tobias notices āAriaā spending an inordinate amount of time picking out dresses and looking in mirrors, and therefore ALLORAN IS GENDERFLUID AND YOU CANāT STOP ME.Ā U mad, bro?Ā Point to the line where canon confirms Alloran as cis.
Iāve mostly been talking about queering characters of ambiguous canon gender/orientation because Iām a white bi enby looking to stay in my own lane.Ā But a lot of that also applies to ethnicities, disabilities, and other identities that get represented badly or not spoken of at all in oneās favorite works of fiction.Ā And I really like it, not in the least because it turns the āIām not racist, I just have respect for the all-white canon workā argument back around on the people making those claims.
Also, because Iāve been in fandoms where this has happened, Iād like to point out: if your first reaction to someoneās headcanon of theĀ āwhy not?ā variety is to immediately search for evidence against it, please take a few seconds to examine your reasons for doing this before you post!Ā Donāt get me wrong, sometimes OP missed something! But queerness/disability/being a POC etc. is not a monolithic experience, and your evidence might not be as strong as you think it is, especially if you yourself arenāt a member of that minority. The text saying a male character had a girlfriend once does not prove theyāre straight; it proves they had a girlfriend once. A character going skydiving doesnāt prove theyāre nondisabled, it provesā¦they went skydiving. You get the picture.
Itās also worth asking whether itās really that important to you that everyone in the fandom agrees with your impression of the character as straight/cis/non-disabled/white/whatever. Even if you think theyāre wrongā¦maybeā¦.theyāre allowed to be wrong in peace. And maybe you have some unexamined biases you need to examine in light of that reaction.
That is also a GOOD GODDAMN POINT.Ā Recognizing and fighting back against the knee-jerk reaction ofĀ ābut that character canāt be [X identity]ā is I think part of growing as a fan.Ā And the point about not assuming one experience rules out an entire identity is also valid as fuck.Ā Some Latinx people have blue eyes.Ā Some disabled people skydive.Ā Some gay people date across genders.Ā Let people headcanon how theyāre gonna headcanon.
āBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Ā
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just canāt risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout thisĀ
I donāt play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
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this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
Itās been a MINUTE since Iāve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
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Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
One time I didnāt and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card
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Update from the man himself
The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhubās REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.
Also this.
Which led him to this.
Bless this man.
Isaac: Hey, you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Boyd: What is wrong with you? Youāre a hazard to yourself.
Erica: And a coward. Do twenty.
character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*
me:
character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponentās chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*
me:
character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*
me:
character in a fight scene: *bends opponent over by the neck and slams them into table/bar top*
me:
Stop saying the dwarves of Khazad Dum ādug too greedily and too deepā DWARVES DIG. ITāS WHAT THEY DO. I didāt see any of you popping over to let Durin VI know that heās on top of a Balrog, how was anyone supposed to know! Saying it wasĀ ātoo deepā orĀ ātoo greedyā is just Sindar propaganda, as if yall werenāt super content to sit pretty and huff weed in Menegroth while everyone else did the heavy lifting. Maybe if youād done ANYTHING during the first age there wouldnāt BEĀ a balrog under there in the fIRST PLACE!!! EVER THINK OF THAT? CELEBORN?
Gandalf ghost wrote this
Please make a post about the story of the RMS Carpathia, because it's something that's almost beyond belief and more people should know about it.
Carpathia received Titanicās distress signal at 12:20am, April 15th, 1912. She was 58 miles away, a distance that absolutely could not be covered in less than four hours.
(Californianās exact position at the time isā¦controversial. She was close enough to have helped. By all accounts she was close enough to see Titanicās distress rockets. Itās uncertain to this day why her crew did not respond, or how many might not have been lost if she had been there. This is not the place for what-ifs. This is about what was done.)
Carpathiaās Captain Rostron had, yes, rolled out of bed instantly when woken by his radio operator, ordered his ship to Titanicās aid and confirmed the signal before he was fully dressed. The man had never in his life responded to an emergency call. His goal tonight was to make sure nobody who heard that fact would ever believe it.
All of Carpathiaās lifeboats were swung out ready for deployment. Oil was set up to be poured off the side of the ship in case the sea turned choppy; oil would coat and calm the water near Carpathia if that happened, making it safer for lifeboats to draw up alongside her. He ordered lights to be rigged along the side of the ship so survivors could see it better, and had nets and ladders rigged along her sides ready to be dropped when they arrived, in order to let as many survivors as possible climb aboard at once.
I donāt know if his making provisions for there still being survivors in the water was optimism or not. I think he knew they were never going to get there in time for that. I think he did it anyway because, god, you have to hope.
Carpathia had threeĀ dining rooms, which were immediately converted into triage and first aid stations. Each had a doctor assigned to it. Hot soup, coffee, and tea were prepared in bulk in each dining room, and blankets and warm clothes were collected to be ready to hand out. By this time, many of the passengers were awakeāprepping a ship for disaster relief isnāt quietāand all of them stepped up to help, many donating their own clothes and blankets.
And then he did something I tend to refer to as diverting all power from life support.
Hereās the thing about steamships: They run on steam. Shocking, I know; but that steam powers everything on the ship, and right now, Carpathia needed power. So Rostron turned off hot water and central heating, which bled valuable steam power, to everywhere but the dining roomsāwhich, of course, were being used to make hot drinks and receive survivors. He woke up all the engineers, all the stokers and firemen, diverted all that steam back into the engines, and asked his ship to go as fast as she possibly could. And when sheād done that, he asked her to go faster.
I need you to understand that you simply canāt push a ship very far past its top speed. Pushing that much sheer tonnage through the water becomes harder with each extra knot past the speed it was designed for. Pushing a ship past its rated speed is not only recklessāitās difficult to maneuverābut it puts an incredible amount of strain on the engines. Ships are not designed to exceed their top speed by even one knot. They canāt do it. It canāt be done.
Carpathiaās absolute do-or-die, the-engines-canāt-take-this-forever top speed was fourteen knots. Dodging icebergs, in the dark and the cold, surrounded by mist, she sustained a speed of almost seventeen and a half.
No one would have asked this of them. It wasnāt expected. They were almost sixty miles away, with icebergs in their path. They had a respondibility to respond; they did not have a responsibility to do the impossible and do it well. No one would have faulted them for taking more time to confirm the severity of the issue. No one would have blamed them for a slow and cautious approach. No one but themselves.
They damn near broke the laws of physics, galloping north headlong into the dark in the desperate hope that if they could shave an hour, half an hour, five minutes off their arrival time, maybe for one more person those five minutes would make the difference. I say: three people had died by the time they were lifted from the lifeboats. For all we know, in another hour it might have been more. I say they made all the difference in the world.
This ship and her crew received a message from a location they could not hope to reach in under four hours. Just barely over three hours later, they arrived at Titanicās last known coordinates. Half an hour after that, at 4am, they would finally find the first of the lifeboats. it would take until 8:30 in the morning for the last survivor to be brought onboard. Passengers from Carpathia universally gave up their berths, staterooms, and clothing to the survivors, assisting the crew at every turn and sitting with the sobbing rescuees to offer whatever comfort they could.
In total, 705 people of Titanicās original 2208 were brought onto Carpathia alive. No other ship would find survivors.
At 12:20am April 15th, 1912, there was a miracle on the North Atlantic. And it happened because a group of humans, some of them strangers, many of them only passengers on a small and unimpressive steam liner, looked at each other and decided: I cannot live with myself if I do anything less.
I think the least we can do is remember them for it.
wow okay iām crying now
āAnd even as he watched the rescue unfolding that morning, he would have understood that for the living, everything which could have been done had been done: not a single survivor was lost or injured being brought aboard the Carpathia. For those who had gone down with the Titanic, save for reverencing their memory at the service later that day, there was nothing more that he or anyone could do. Rostronās duty now was as he always saw it: to the living.ā
I looked up a bit about this because the post is so movingly written that when I read it aloud to my husband and mother they both wept like babies, and something else really struck me about this story.
So Carpathia was not a top-end luxury liner. Her reputation was for being Jolly Comfortable - she was very broad in her proportions, and not super-duper fast, and the result was that she didnāt rock so much on the waves and you couldnāt particularly hear/feel the engines. She was solid and dependable, and lots of people liked using her, but she therefore occupied a lesser niche than Titanic or Olympian or whatever - and crucially, as a result of that, she only had one radio operator on board. This means she only had radio ops for a certain window in the day, unlike Titanic, which had 24 hour radio ops.
So on that night, when Titanic went down, Carpathiaās wireless operator - one Harold Cottam - clocked off his shift at midnight, and went to bed. While he was getting ready for bed, though, he left the transmitter on for the hell of it, and therefore picked up a transmission from Cape Race in Newfoundland, the closest transmitting tower sending messages to the ships. They told him that they had a backlog of private traffic for Titanic that wasnāt getting through. So, even though his shift was over, and it was now 11 minutes past bloody midnight, and he just wanted to go to bed, Harold Cottam decided that nonetheless, heād be helpful, and let the Titanic know they had messages waiting.
And thatās how he received the Titanicās distress signal. In spite of no longer being on shift to receive it, and therefore in order to send Carpathia galloping to Titanicās rescue, and thus saving 705 people.
All because Harold Cottam decided one night to be kind.Ā
I dunno. Thatās just really stuck with me.
Cottam also ended up staying awake for something like 48 hours straight trying to send survivors messages and a list of survivors home, but due to Carpathiaās limited radio frequency range and with no other ships to act as a relay, this was rather patchy. However, he tried his damn best to make sure the survivorās messages got home, and was also bombarded with incoming messages of bribes to spill the details of the disaster to the press.
Rostrum had ordered that no messages to the press be sent out of respect to the survivors, for they would have their privacy destroyed as soon as they reached New York. Cottam respected this order, even under extreme duress of fatigue, stress, and the knowledge that in some cases the bribes were almost three times his annual salary.
He eventually went to bed but not before working with one of the rescued Titanicās radio operators, Harold Bride, to transmit as many messages as possible. Bride was injured (his feet had been crushed in a lifeboat) and had just passed the body of the second of Titanicās radio operators aboard (Jack Phillips), so neither of them were really in the best shape to keep working, but they did.
In the face of extreme adversity, both men refused to do anything but their duty (and exceeding their duty) not just because Rostrum had ordered it, but because it was the right thing to do. They could have profited considerably from the disaster and they refused for the dignity of the survivors.
This is hopepunk. This is what we can be, what we are, when instinct takes over. This is what we are when we choose to care about each other. Weāre not profit machines or units of production or lone fierce wolves in a bitter wilderness. We are people, and we care about people.
This is human nature. Donāt give up on it.

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adagio of life and deathĀ
in grade 12 we were reading romeo and juliet and we were at the romantic-ass balcony scene and this hot girl in the class volunteered to read julietās parts and i put up my hand to volunteer for another part and the teacher goesĀ āoh do you want to be the nurse, amanda?ā and i was likeĀ āno i wanna be romeoā and the hot girl swiveled around in her seat to give me a Lookā¢
she and i later ended up making out at a bunch of parties in university lmfao
in retrospect this moment was absolutely pivotal to my butch awakening but it was also just a lesbian power move
I too got a girlfriend over this play. In grade 10, I was reading the balcony scene to study with two other people (one guy and one beautiful girl) and I insisted point blank I had to read as romeo, because he had the most lines and Iām a dramatic little shit.
So the other two in my group are used to my antics by now. Weāre all friends, so the pair of them decide that the one guy in our group gets to be the nurse. Now, my Juliet and I have been friends for a couple months by this point, so I decide to be a little more dramatic.
We put Juliet on a spinny chair, and pump it up as tall as it goes, and my baby, closeted lesbian ass crouches on the floor, ready to be as melodramatic as possible. Like, Iām about to do a rendition that makes William himself walk into the class and tell me to take it back a notch or twelve.
And then I look up.
And holy shit.
There she is, Juliet, haloed in the worst fluorescent light known to mortals across the globe. Light just streaming down around her, that weird off-green colour that it always is. And sheās the most beautiful girl Iāve ever seen. My little gay soul is barely holding on as the words barely leave my lips, breathlessly. āBut soft⦠what light from yonder window breaks?ā
And Juliet was the sun. Romeo was not exaggerating that line at all.
Juliet and I have also been together for more than 4 years now. Sheās every bit as spectacular as she was when I was a lovestruck teenage Romeo, kneeling on the yellowed linoleum floor of second block english.
Italian Doctors Fooled Nazis by Inventing This Fake Disease
In 1943, a team of ingenious Italian doctors invented a deadly, contagious virus called Syndrome K to protect Jews from annihilation. On October 16 of that year, as Nazis closed in to liquidate Romeās Jewish ghetto, many runaways hid in the 450-year-old Fatebenefratelli Hospital. There, anti-Fascist doctors including Adriano Ossicini, Vittorio Sacerdoti and Giovanni Borromeo created a gruesome, imaginary disease.
āSyndrome K was put on patient papers to indicate that the sick person wasnāt sick at all, but Jewishā and in need of protection, Ossicini told Italian newspaper La Stampa last year. The āKā stood for Albert Kesselring and Herbert Kappler ā two ruthless Nazi commanders.
The doctors instructed āpatientsā to cough very loudly and told Nazis that the disease was extremely dangerous, disfiguring and molto contagioso. Soldiers were so alarmed by the list of symptoms and incessant coughing that they left without inspecting the patients. Itās estimated that a few dozen lives were saved by this brilliant scheme.
The doctors were later honored for their heroic actions, and Fatebenefratelli Hospital was declared a āHouse of Lifeā by the International Raoul Wallenberg Foundation.
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Cara mia. Mon sauvage. The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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my utopia
The drag queen from this photo has spoken up about the photo.
I wonāt speak for all liberals, but Iād like to see a future where it isnāt a big deal for a woman in full modesty garb to sit next to a drag queen in NYC. Itās become a bit of a sensation, but her and I were just existing. The freedom to simply be yourself in a sea of people who arenāt like you is a freedom we all deserve.
The central irony is that this isnāt some hypothetical futureāitās just present day reality. This is a picture of two ordinary people going about their normal lives despite how haters want to politicize it lmao. So the underlying message is not āfuture liberals wantā itās āpeople conservatives want to eradicateā
the underlying message is not āfuture liberals wantā itās āpeople conservatives want to eradicateā
The freedom to simply be yourself in a sea of people who arenāt like you
Always reblog.
these are the days i remember why i love the internet hahahaĀ
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