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This is me, going to check out Legendary Books now…

*Snort*

@princessjellyfishie

if anybody like me a) lol’d and b) wanted to get my hands on that book series, here’s the link

This is magically what I’m looking for right now.

Hi Legendary Books, I’ll take one of everything.

I literally don’t have the space for any more physical books, but I’ve downloaded every Underrealm book on Kindle. I read The Alchemist’s Touch specifically because of this post and I seriously can’t recommend the Underrealm books enough. they are absolutely fantastic.

I don’t really read anymore, not like i used to. And of i get a masters this year like i am planning to then that isn’t going to change. But hell yes I’m going to go and buy these books because THIS is exactly the kind of thing that i want to support!

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One day I will have a job and a bank account and I will have money from the job in the bank account and I will use some of the money to purchase these books

You could also beg your local library to get them.  Just saying.

Asking your library to stock a book for you to read is one of the most helpful things you can possibly do for an author.

Happy Pride, y'all!

A Dragon Knight's soul is bound to their dragon. Often reincarnating back into the world when they die. Dragons usually wait until their knight becomes an adult again before seeking them out. You, however, can't wait to see your knight again. Especially after the last time they died.

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

This. All of this.

Wednesday offers to help with split custody of Pugsley. her suggestion involved a big table saw

They fight over who gets to hire the expensive big-firm lawyer and who gets to hire the up-and-coming rookie divorce lawyer. It's a whole Thing.

The up and coming lawyer is Thing?

Thing wins the case

it's actually started because Thing just passed the bar exam and no one will hire Thing

Tumblr does one thing better than any other site on the internet, and that's collaborative fan fiction.

There should definitely be more queer media, don’t get me wrong, but I fear a lot of white western sapphics are underselling how much wlw media there is because they’re not willing to consume media that doesn’t have white leads or is in any language other than English. Thailand is pumping GLs out constantly. There’s a main lesbian couple on the biggest Brazilian telenovela airing right now. You’ll have plenty of sapphic media on your plate as long as you read subtitles. Hollywood isn’t the only place where movies/shows are made.

Plenty of good yuri comming out in japan but you all are too racist to enjoy it

We had three queer (sapphic) movies, "La petite dernière", "Les enfants vont bien", "Des preuves d'amour" just last fall in France... There is absolutely queer media outside of Hollywood.

The idea of listening to no black music is bizarre to me. Even if it's not rap like no earth wind and fire? No reggae? No moonstomp? No ska? No classic jazz? No R and B? No disco??? No skindred? No jungle? No even like metal bands with a few black members? No gospel? Not even stuff like alors en dance? No blues music? No mo town? No jazz of any kind? No big band? No soul music? Not even a little James Brown?

SO much of modern popular music is based on the groundwork built by black culture but they’re too racist to admit that the music they love is not nearly as white as they want it to be

Yes, and as often with anti-addict bigotry, there’s a racial component too. I highly recommend the You’re Wrong About episode ‘crack babies’, which explains in great detail how the persecution of mothers based on accusations of drug use is just another blatantly racist way in which the war on drugs incarcerates mainly black people. https://www.stitcher.com/show/youre-wrong-about/episode/crack-babies-54339142

housewives were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

reblogging this to add that I often think about the old man yaoi mangaka on bluesky who said "the phrase that finally convinced me that the English language is truly beautiful was 'this shit is so ass'"