ayy lmao

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

fuck my gay life. pharmacist asked for my ID when I was picking up my testosterone and instead of my driver’s license, I accidentally grabbed the fool tarot card I keep behind it in my phone case and went to hand that to her

The new xkcd just made me cry

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

World Heritage Post

people think 'no children' by the mountain goats is exclusively about a bitter divorce but i think a compelling reading is the relationship between you and your randomly assigned project partner in a college class

like it's due tomorrow and you haven't added your part to the doc or replied to my texts for a week. i do hope you die. i hope we both die.