graduate of clown university

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

Audio: dramatic piano. The husky screams along, vaguely keeping the rhythm but not the tune

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

u heard about this shit?

We are fucked

You have no clue how hard this is going to go

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript 

reblogging one of my most underrated posts: the dying dog test

I’m gonna make my medical school advisees do this on their application essays too I think.