graduate of clown university

me switching between lmao, lol, haha, and keysmashing to keep my laughter fresh and fun

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

I've just found the single most homoerotic piece of LOTR art ever who wants to see

Um, YES?

this post was so viral that Tumblr restricted replies lol

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

Reblog if people can use your dms to leave their grocery lists

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling