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Point and Click protagonist Affirmations:

you can use that here

those 2 items do go together

it is time for that

the door is unlocked

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clockworkrobotic

I open my browser i search "skating crossovers" i scroll past 3 unlabelled advertisements i open a page i reject cookies i scroll past 2 paragraphs explaining what skating is i read half an instructional on crossovers and realise that this for ice skating i go back i search "rollerskating crossovers" i scroll past 3 unlabelled advertisements i open a page called "crossovers masterclass" i reject cookies i close "please join our mailing list" it doesnt close all the way i scroll past 2 paragraphs explaining what skating is i realise the info i need is paywalled i go back to results i open a reddit link i reject cookies i read 1 sentence my phone asks me if I want to open the reddit app to see this content i close my browser i go the fuck outside and throw my phone in the sea

sergal

big and cutes my me at you

deinonychian

#myme

femmchantress

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

escuerzoresucitado

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Fresh out the egg with my big feet

luisonte

Inventacos

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me and my friends at the thingamabob and doohickey convention

the-hittite

New Vegas: "The Brotherhood of Steel is a relic of a bygone age. Their rigid code and violent isolationism that helped them weather the apocalypse and become a major power in the post-apocalypse are now actively hindering them in the post-post-apocalypse. The world has moved on without them and they have not only failed to adapt, but are actively refusing even in the face of their own extinction. Already their existence is largely irrelevant to the rest of the world. In a few generations at best they will be nothing more than a memory, and not a kind one."

Every single piece of Fallout canon that came after: "Nuh-uh."

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yossyislandd

you fucking suck at burger

zangoonse

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crabussy

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

devotedgossamerreader

hey there just out of curiosity are you not human, too?

crabussy

hilariously enough, I am probably the most human out of anyone on this entire site. earlier today I was posting about getting "species euphoria" from doing human activities like ecosystem management. I'm the worlds first therian to have a kintype that aligns with his biological species. shirt that says "I ❤️ being a sapient omnivorous primate & bipedal persistence predator" on the front and booty shorts that say "largest gluteal muscles to body size ratio on the planet"

cowboy

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

chilewithcarnage

tiktoksthataregood-ish

#squeaky fucking thing!!!

prokopetz

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

xeansicemane

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday

nerves-nebula

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

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