hold on, holdon, holdonholdon

The lads at the skate park cant believe my latest stunt: pop shove-it while cracking a creme brulee. “teach us the Amelie”, they beg. i wont

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

watched If I Had Legs I'd Kick You. very good film. doubt i'll ever have the strength to rewatch it. its effect on my mental health is uhhh negative

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is already a fairly relatable movie considering it's themes of burn out, anxiety, self blame, mental struggle, etc. But man. When the daughter was begging for her mom to not be mad at her for not reaching her weight goal I was essentially transformed back into my own 8 year old self. This movie is stressful on its own, but down right tragic from the daughter's perspective

INTERVIEWER: Maybe your openness would serve you better if you reserved it for people you trust. Maybe you should protect yourself a little. FIONA APPLE: I’ll be fine. INTERVIEWER: But as you get older, you may realize you don’t have to share every thought that flickers across your brain. FIONA APPLE: I just don’t feel that way. I resent limitations. I’m going to  be this way for a while, and then the funny side of me is going to come out. Slowly, people are going to realize they’re seeing a completely honest evolution of human life. ~ Interview Magazine 1997

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

Absorbing all of the period cramps of all of my followers. You're welcome, females. You're welcome, theys. You're welcome, brotherhood. Menstrating for ALL OF YOU.