lets get silly

like this

tf is this crap?

I’m shook

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But it is not today

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the top ones say 40 mins but then you got 2018 and 2021 lower down???

Can a warrior dedicate too much of their life to the blade?

i'm so fucking over it