yippieeee!!!!

doctors hate when you have a cursory question about any single chronic illness or pain but they also hate when you have any level of knowledge about anything medical ever. interesting

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

my maids dont do shit around here. they just smoke and play video games and jerk off right in front of me and ill be like can we pretend to dust things at least and they hold me down and put their cigarettes out on me. and i still pay them and everything

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

but i believe aang can save the world

no one knows if being normal is possible

#scotty: had it not been for the laws of this ship id have fed you to the engines (via @haraam)