Villains Contest 2: Candidate n°13 (Ladybug)
Do you think the superheroine worthy of the Pantheon of Villains ?
Remaining time: 6 days 14 hours
-Ladybug (polite but nervous): "Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I see you're great Villains. Uh... I saw the list of candidates where I am named... I am listed on. So, I just come to make a try in the Villains Contest. 😅 And... Is that true that you're really both evil ? 😳😬😰"
-Palpatine: "Welcome, little girl... Wait a minute. You don't look like a villainess ?! 🤨"
Chloé Bourgeois is surprised. 😲 She recognizes Ladybug.
-Chloé Bourgeois (snapping out): "YOU ? The annoying bug ?! What a hell. 😡"
-Ladybug: "Wow ! Chloé ! 😱 Why the hell are you here ? Aren't you supposed to be eliminated from the contest ? 🤔"
-Sailor Galaxia: "Do you know this red-black spotted brat ?"
-Chloé: "Nope. But Yes ! But she is the worst enemy I met ever. She is the worst of worst. She is a annoying. Utterly annoying. 😡"
-Voldemort: "Is she a supervillainess ?
-Chloé: "Not at all. She is nice. And it makes her utterly ridiculous."
-Ladybug: "The only thing I see as ridiculous-utterly-ridiculous is you as among the Jury, Chloé. 😏"
Chloé is astonished and feral. 😡 She pushes on the elimination button ⛔. The buzz sound is disturbing the Jury members' ears. 🎶🔊🥴😖😤😬🙉🤷♂️👂🦻
-Chloé: "That's it. You're eliminated from the game. You're fired, Ladyb*tch ! 🤬"
Freddy Krueger cuts off the line from the button with his blade-gloves. That pisses Chloé off.
-Chloé (to Freddy): "Come on, the ugly gardener. You must fire Ladybug !"
-Maleficent: (to Chloé) "Relax, kid." (to the Jury) "Let's read her presentation."
Marinette Dupain Cheng a.k.a. Ladybug is the main protagonist of Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir. She is a girl with a normal life but she is also an active superheroine in Paris. Cat Noir is her partner and she leads the Miraculers. She is also the Adrien's girlfriend.
-Lex Luthor: "What a shame that some parts of her presentation are redacted. It seems her real identity is confidential."
Maleficent: (to Ladybug) "So, you're a good girl. And you're a superheroine toward your and Chloé's universe. What are you doing here ?"
-Ladybug: "There was some candidates like Light, Eren and Lelouch who are the main characters in their respective universes but they also the final antogonists too."
-Joker: "I agree. I think that you're more chaotic than this blond brat (Chloé). 😅"
-Chloé: "I am the real evil one. I am proud to be a nasty girl. Now, fire her ! 😠"
-Thanos: "You're Jury member only because a previous candidate got pity on you, blond brat."
-Sôsuke Aizen: "Can you talk about your "villainy" ? So we can see if you can join the Pantheon or not."
-Ladybug: "Uh... Of course."
Before being Ladybug, Marinette the future superheroine was a normal girl with a normal life.
-Chloé (cackling): "Or also a ridiculous girl with a ridiculous life. 😆"
Ladybug glares at Chloé. 😠
-Ladybug (smirking): "And you're a spoiled brat with a failed superheroine career. 😏"
Chloé is astonished. 😦 The other Jury members laugh. 😄😁😆😅🤣😂
The civilian girl was student at Françoise Dupont middle school where she was bullied. After a date which turned into a cruel prank against her, she swore that she will fall on love with the perfect boy but according to her image.
At the next school year, the unlucky girl saved an old man (Master Fu) from an accident on the sidewalk. And the unlicky girl became a lucky girl. She received the Ladybug miraculous (earrings).
-Dio Brando: "That sounds flawed for a backstory. We only more see a superheroic's journey than a villainy's journey."
-Chloé (mad): "Yeah. Fire her ! 🤪"
-Ladybug: "Superheroes never confess their real identities during their services."
-Joker: "Like Batman. And it's boring. 😒"
-Ladybug: "So. Do you want to hear my crimes ? I am not proud but I will tell everything."
Her biggest crimes (1st try):
-Ladybug (bit of ashamed): "In fact, I am not so good as superheroine. I sometimes let my guard down during my duty. I committed a lot of faults in my career. 😔"
-Voldemort: "'Faults' ? 🤨 You are just expressing remorses. 😒 But us, villains, are remorseless. 😏"
-Ladybug: "I acted as honest as possible."
-Frieza: "Being honest is being weak for real Villains. 😠"
-Chloé (annoyed): "I told you all that she is ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous. And you dared to fire me ? Now, fire her. 😡 She's too nice. Urgh ! 😣"
-Palpatine: (to the Jury) "Wait people." (to Ladybug) "You know, young Ladybug. With your power of Creation, you're technically a goddess. By combining the Ladybug and Cat miraculouses you can control the universe easily. And all your opponents will better respect you. Especially Chloé. 😈"
-Chloé (shocked by Palpatine's words): "WHAT ?! 😧"
-Ladybug: "Nice try. 😏 And sorry but I will never do that, mister Palpatine. 😠"
-Palpatine (unleashing mini-lightnings between his hands): "What a bravery. 😠"
-Galaxia: "So. Why do you participate on the Villains Contest as a Good-doer while it's a contest for Evil-doers ?"
-Ladybug: "So, is it a Contest where I must be... evil for real ? 🤨"
-Aizen: "I already knew that you were not so serious as a villainess. Actually, you just said 'faults' and 'mistakes' but there isn't any details about theses yet. Unless Chloé's right to say that you're ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous. 😏"
-Chloé: "Ha ! I always right about everything. 😈 Fire her or I fire you all ! 👿"
-Thanos: "You're too impatient, ex-Queen Bee. 😑"
-Chloé (angry): "I go to bathroom. You are all ridiculous and all too slow to fire Loosybug ! 😡"
-Palpatine: "Now that this useless brat is retired for a while. I guess you can tell all your dark secrets, Marinette Dupain-Cheng."
-Ladybug: "How did you know that ?"
Maleficent: "Who cares about her name ? It's her criminal file which is important."
-Palpatine: "No time to listen what remorse you have. Just confess your crimes to us."
-Ladybug: "So. Do you talk about true crimes by me ? The ones which drive to imprisonment ? 🤨 Okay. 😠"
-Doflamingo: "It becomes interesting now. Unless you will fall. 😎"
Her biggest crimes (2nd try):
-Ladybug: "In violation of the law, I committed breaking into houses. Especially into Adrien's room. I stole phones to other people even to Adrien, to Chloé and to my best friend Alya."
-Lex: "According to your file, you accidentally sent a wrong message to your crush (Copycat (1.08)), unwillingly erased the ladyblogger's video (The Mime (1.19)). And Chloé blackmailed you during the school year photoshoot (Reflekta (1.21))."
-Maleficent: "Just childish crimes to me. My crimes are more impacting and more ambitious."
-Jury members: "Us too. 😒😒😒😞😣😤"
-Aizen: "How old are you ?
-Azula: "Same age as mine. I already committed war crimes, sweetie prey. 😘 Do you want to try ? 🥰😈"
Ladybug seems worried by Azula acting like that to her. 😳😦
-Doflamingo: "Is that all ? 😒"
-Ladybug: "Cat Noir and I commit collateral damages across Paris. We cannot protect everyone when akumatized supervillains terrorize Paris ineach time."
-Joker (pessimist): "Yeah but your magic Ladybug powers reverse, fix and heal all the damages caused on civilians. That becomes less fun if murders can be reversed. 😠"
-Ladybug: "And I sometimes defied the police (Qilin (4.20)). I even called the population for a rebellion against the mayoress Chloé (Revolution (5.23))."
-Dio: "The police agents wanted to arrest your mom for an offence she didn't committed. 😒"
Chloé comes back from the bathroom and sits on her Jury chair down. The frown brat briefly listens Dio.
-Dio: "And Chloé was a dictator girl in alliance with Monarch. A necessary good thing that you overthrew her. 😒"
-Chloé (upset): "You dared to talk against my back ? I think to fire you all. 😠"
-Sailor Galaxia: (to Chloé) "Shut up, brat."
-Ladybug: "I am the Guardian of the Miracle Box since Master Fu lost his memories.(Miracle Queen (3.26)) The box that comes from the Order of the Guardians. Their Order writes rules that I don't even know at all and I write my own rules. So, I'm a parallel Guardian."
-Aizen: "You go into rivalry against a secret society but the society lets you do it ? Intriguing."
-Galaxia: "But what about your relations between you and your teammates ? Also your champions ?"
-Ladybug: "I sometimes ragebait against my main partner Cat Noir because he persistently flirts with me for a while. I give Miraculouses to wrong holders and I send them against the wrong supervillains (Heart Hunter (3.25)). And all the Miraculers are underage like me."
-Palpatine: "Child soldiers ? 😏"
-Ladybug: "What ? Not really. 😓"
-Lex: "How they are trained ? Military exercizes ? Martial arts ? 😏"
-Ladybug: "Nothing of them. The only training they make is their mental force to keep their transformations permanent (Revelator (6.11)). It's neither Karate Kid, nor Kung-Fu Panda, nor Dragon Ball."
-Lex: "It's like they became full warriors from their first try. To unlock new superpowers in one-hour training session. Even Superman doesn't train like that. 😒"
-Doflamingo: "You are all overcheated in your universe. It's worthy of the Pantheon of Gary Stus and Mary Sues. 😠"
-Chloé: "Not fair. I could do that too as Queen Bee. 😤"
-Ladybug: (to Chloé) "Your identity was publicly known from everyone even from Hawk Moth and Mayura stalked you in order to commit an ambush against me and Cat Noir when you continued to claim the Bee miraculous (Miraculer (3.09)). I told you that you cannot be longer Queen Bee but you persisted to retrieve your role and you betrayed me because you chose power over change (Miracle Queen (3.26)). We teached lessons to you but you still continue to promote yourself even today."
-Chloé: "I don't care about your ridiculous rules. And I fire you. 😠"
-Maleficent: "Is it supposed to be a gaslighting. A psychologic abuse ?"
-Ladybug: "A backfiring."
-Galaxia: "Is that true that you are so lovesick toward this earthling called Adrien ?"
-Ladybug: "I met some rivals who came too closer to my boyf... This charming boy. I yelled against a girl who was consistantly lying to every person who talked with her (Volpina (1.26)). About Chloé, his ex-childhood friend, she was really too ridiculous to be with him and the latter wasn't really happy with her."
-Chloé (angry): "Uh ?! You just endoctrined him to turn into a traitor against me. The bakery girl is more manipulative than you. 😡"
-Ladybug: "Oh, I friendzone people who have a crush on me (Luka, Nathaniel, Nino and Zoé) because I have already a crush on Adrien. I was used to be rivals with Kagami because I saw her as cold-hearted. I tried to sabotage her in a Friendship contest while she was my teammate before discovering her communication issues before being besties with her (Ikari Gozen (3.18)). And I caused the fall of a amputee athletic girl (Sublime) just because I believed that she wanted to get my... him for herself. But it's before reconciling with her and befriending her in civilian form. (Sublimation (6.03))."
-Galaxia: "Wait a minute. You crush your own rivals under one of your actual forms to better become friends with them under another form ?"
-Aizen: "That sounds clever and deceitful from you. But it's not enough."
-Loki: "I can do it too. But it remains insignificent."
-Voldemort: "Who cares about love and romance ? What if you talk about usefulness of the Miraculers. Your subordonates."
-Ladybug: "They fight against akumatized villains like me and Cat Noir do everyday. They willingly sacrifice themselves to distract our enemies. And my Ladybug powers came them back to life in end of battle anyways."
-Frieza: "Do you see them as pawns ? 😏"
-Ladybug: "Wait ? Eh ! That's also my friends ! 😒"
-Chloé: "Ridiculous teammates. 😤"
-Doflamingo: "You seem to be a bad leader, brat, but you're not a really a bad girl. Nor a true evil villainess. 😒"
-Palpatine: "Listen, young girl. As a Jury member and an Evilness expert, I must tell you that the Jury only contains real supervillains, baddies, masters of evil, evil witches and bloody conquerors. At least one of us (and more) already used mischief to lure entire crowds and to get the power of ruling others."
-Frieza: "Already committed genocides in their respective universe."
-Thanos: "Already conquered planets."
-Lex: "Already ruled its own homeland and demonized its opponents at cost of innocent lives."
-Aizen: "Already manipulated people for at least 100 years without any shame."
-Maleficent: "Already created evil spells to curse entire kingdoms."
-Dio: "Already killed innocent people by freezing the time."
-Voldemort: "Already murdered entire families by considering them as weaklings. 😏"
-Doflamingo: "Already killed their own family members to ensure path to power. 😁"
-Freddy Krueger: "And Already got their victims remained dead without having any magic to ressurect them. 😈"
-Ladybug (briefly horrified): "You're all horrible. 😥"
-Maleficent: "That's being evil, girl. 😏"
-Ladybug: But why Chloé is in the Jury while she is a mean brat with a zero-kill-count. 😏"
Disturbed and ashamed, the Jury members look at Chloé. 😒🤨😐😕😠😬
-Chloé (bit of worried): "I... I don't need to bloodshed... to be the most evil villainess ever. 😥😅 But Ladybug is the ridiculous one. Fire her ! Not me ! 😖"
-Palpatine: (to Ladybug) "I think that you aren't so evil enough to join us, the real Villains. 😏"
Palpatine picks a large paper from his Sith dress. He shows the Villainy Index. And you can see that the Ladybug's position (in a red circle) is at the lowest part of the index (Nice, not Evil, nor a real threat).
-Palpatine: "Unless if you have other controversial facts from you that even your own haters/salters never thought. 😈"
-Ladybug (going darker): "Okay. 😠"
The environment begins to turn cold. The Jury members begin to have bad feelings while Chrysalis discretly watches the crowd.
Ladybug suddenly evil smirks. 😈
I cause the extinction of humanity (Emotion (5.18)).
I never play fair when I fight against supervillains (Anansi (2.21)).
I manipulate the entire world by making them believe that Gabriel sacrified himself to destroy Monarch while the two latters are one same person (London Special).
I hold one of the two only magic miraculouses that can alterate the reality by granting wishes.
I object the Order of the Guardians' rules (Furious Fu (4.05), Ephemeral (4.22), Multiplication (5.02)).
I rewrite the timeline thanks to Bunnyx (Cat Blanc (3.22), London Special).
I don't even know any word from my mom's native language (Shanghai Special).
The Joker ceases to smile and becomes worried. ☹ [Release criminals]
Thanos gasps. 😦 [Extinction of the humanity]
Sailor Galaxia is outraged. 😧 [Play unfair]
Aizen and Loki turn slightly intrigued but careful. 🤨😐 Doflamingo is surprised. 😧 But Chrysalis (in the hide) smirks. 😏 [Manipulate the entire world]
Voldemort, Freddy Krueger and Frieza are shocked. 😨😰😱 [Alterate the Reality by granting wishes]
Palpatine is briefly astonished before evilly smirking. 😈 [Object against her Order's rules]
Dio turns horrified. 😨 [Rewrite the timeline]
Lex Luthor is disgusted. 😬 [No word from her native language]
-Azula (nervous): "Blond girl. You and her live on the same universe. Is it true that she tells ? 😰"
-Chloé (afraid, traumatized): "How can I react ? I am not Queen Bee. 😱"
A panicked Chloé leaves her chair and runs away. 😱 A hidden Chrysalis calls all the Jury members with her swordcane (only her voice is heard here).
-Chrysalis (phonecall📱🔊): (to the Jury members) "I can confirm. She did everything. 😈"
The Jury members are horrified next to this confirmation. 😨😰😥😢😱😭🥶🤯
For the first time of his life, Joker feels scared. 😰
-Ladybug (astonished, thinking): "New Hawk Moth ? So, the Butterfly fugitive is part of the Jury. 😯🤨"
And the Villains look at Ladybug.
-Maleficent (worried): "You go too far, Ladybug ! 😟"
-Ladybug: "And now, do you consider me out as a Villainess ? A bad girl ? 😏"
Post scriptum: The poll has been written to be a parody.
