Fis

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us but we can’t figure out who. it’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he’s been doing the dishes for us. we’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary

It got funnier

This is how cats domesticated themselves

The Tumblr mutual sisters

This is easily the most enduring thing I've ever made. Godspeed funny little jpeg. See you again soon

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am