Procrastination Queen

this fucking video has two punchlines it's incredible

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.

Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures

Ah feel 'sif an Odyssian task is basically a poor sod mid ADHD

A Pandorean task - just the act of starting it unleashes all manner of disasters.

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a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.