honeymooner

everyone come together and manifest my elderly dog doesn’t wake me up to go outside in the middle of the night tonight

Reblog and put in the tags the best fictional mother.

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

lately im doing something where ive deleted all browsers socials and other internet-accessing apps off of my phone so its just messages/maps/music library/phone stuff/inaturalist and have been carrying around a little pocket notebook to write down the questions i want to look up later when i get home. the internet is a place that i go to and sit down with my computer and isnt real outside of my house. its really nice and its interesting bc when i get home at the end of the day i dont even really want to do the little compulsive scroll-several-hours thing i have been doing for years now bc im tired and the main thing i missed when i was away from the internet wasnt scrolling it was checking on my friends and answering "what happens to egg proteins when you temper them". so overall its really nice

albums are always being released in like a month or five days maybe well what about NOW when i want to listen to it instead of those other times

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests

i hate it when i can tell my perception of a character is diminishing in real time because of fandom wank. like nooooo i want to maintain an objective relationship with the text but everyone is so annoying about you nooooo

mmm wank🤤

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

are you okay

They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house