you can't stop me

unemployed girl is a species of creature that needs twelve hours sleep every day and six to eight hours of cuddles and maybe something else

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

Fidel Castro

top economists are saying today that so long as the coyote doesn't look down he will never fall

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

I just felt a white person go to hell

Being a calm, gentle, non-reactive person is really hard work, which is probably why many people are none of these things. Personally I think it’s worth it but sometimes one does want to just roll around on the floor wailing at the top of one’s lungs

People in my notes who think I’m repressed or dissociating: you will feel better when you learn emotions are not a binary of Not Feeling It vs Being Overwhelmed By It

do nuns have pockets

Happy 4th of July from Lisa Simpson!!! 👏 👏 👏