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Yahweh nerfed mé, coz if Ah weren't, Ah would learn ALL the languages old, new, & forgotten, and then reconstruct the tower of Babel to personally kick his arse.

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my number one advice for parents is to listen to your children tbh. and i dont just mean listening to their problems i mean like. when your kid recites the plot of a movie youve already seen or your tells you about what they did at school today or wants to show you their roblox gameplay. youve gotta be invested in knowing your kid as a person or why are you even doing the whole parenting thing.
In light of the fuckass under 16 ban on social media in Australia, I want to take a moment to recognise how this will impact disabled kids and chronically ill kids the most. The majority of the reasons for this ban is to "get kids active and talking to each other" but for many kids communicating online is their only lifeline. I know it was when I was a disabled, chronically ill kid in a rural town who could barely go to school. People are saying "it sucks for the current teens but it will be better in the long run for future teens." No it won't.
You know what kids will do instead? They will find ways around it, ways that are potentially more dangerous than if they could freely have socmed accounts, especially if they go to untrustworthy adults who promise to help them. Also, this has to be enforced by the websites on a case by case basis! They will probably try to use age verification via ID! We should not have to give our IDs out to companies who have been and will continue to harvest our data!
This will also make it harder for children who have abusive parents. These parents will now have legal standing to control their kids' social lives. I'm not saying social media is a net positive for anyone, let alone kids, but bullying can happen just as much irl as online. Regulation over restriction is what's needed here, but you know what's really needed?
The return of third spaces. The destruction of any place that doesn't serve suits is the real thing that kills kids' abilities to connect. Fund libraries. Fund youth outreach and youth programs. Fund community centres. Without that, this is just a dramatic punishment without better alternatives.
Just to put it out there
At a certain point of a word or phrase being used "incorrectly," it's not incorrect anymore.
If a phrase or word is used prominently enough or in a way that used to be "wrong," it's right now, that's just how languages work. They evolve based on what people use
I'm not sure how to start a post, this is my first one
But this is about the Australian Social Media Ban
If you happen to find this as your first mention of the ban, let me pit it down in my understanding.
The social media ban makes it so that countries must take "reasonable measures" to prevent Australians under the age of 16 from having a social media account. As for what exactly that means, all I'm fairly certain is that, if they're going to make Government ID a verification option, the company will also have to provide an alternative, like a bank card or a face scan.
As for what the government calls "social media," it includes:
X (Formerly Twitter)
Snapchat
Discord
YouTube
WhatsApp (Dunno if this is certain or discussed rn)
Steam
Roblox
And more that I haven't put here, I'm sure
I have a few issues with this
First, for things like WhatsApp and Discord, I personally would call them, essentially, a different form of text messages. Discord has better group chats and emojis and stuff, WhatsApp has end-to-end encryption. I'm not an expert but those seem like the only major differences to me.
Second, for YouTube.
To my understanding, people will still be able to access it, but they won't be able to have an account. But that's not my issue (other than it seems kind of pointless.) My issue is the government originally said they would not ban YouTube. And they changed their mind. Why? The eSafety Commissioner said so.
"Four out of 10 Australian kids have had their most recent or most harmful experience on YouTube," she said.
Not to be that guy, but maybe that's because of how insanely popular YouTube is. But from what it looks like, the ban is just for show. If you don't have an account, currently, you can still watch YouTube. So it's pointless.
Another thing, I feel like 16 is just. Too high.
You can fly an aeroplane at 15. You can get a learner's permit to driver at 16. The Age of Consent is 16 in most parts of Australia. In New South Wales, you can get a form of gun license at *12*.
And you need to be 16 to use Discord.
To me, that reads as the government saying its safer to fly a plane than to use Twitter. It's just as dangerous to be on Facebook as to drive a car. And there's probably something to be said about other resources and sexual orientation stuff only being available at the age of consent.
And I have yet another point. Social media is a huge way young people can make their voices heard to the government, because it helps inform and talk to other people and spread the word about things.
Under 16s can't vote, so social media is one of the only and best ways they have of getting their voice heard democratically and governmentally.
And they're taking it away
Taking it away in a way that, if any of them bring it up, it's easy to say "you're just salty you can't go on social media" or "you're annoyed you can't scroll TikTok."
The government's justification for taking away a lot of their voice? "It's for the kids."
Because making kids unable to make themselves heard is always a good thing.l, right?
Right?
And if you're someone who says "oh well I don't care because it doesn't affect me."
Yes it does. You still need to verify. You still need to use your bank card. You still need to give the company your face scan. You still need to give them your government ID. You are still affected.
Not only could that be devastating if that gets stored then sold, or stolen in a data breach. No one wants to give away their face, no one wants their online activity linked to their ID.
So reblog this, reblog other posts like this, make your own post on here or literally anywhere, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter.
Tell people, message your friends, message your family about this.
If you're Australian, email your local MP, hell, send a letter to the Prime Minister. Don't be rude or threatening or anything, they'll ignore or arrest you, but show them you care, and that you think this is wrong. Show them it's not just a handful of people.
Start petitions, sign petitions, organise and participate in protests and strikes if you're brave enough.
We should not take this lying down, because this will not be a good thing if it happens the way it's planned. And if we don't do anything about things we disagree with, where will we draw the line? Where will we look at what they're doing and say, "that's a step too far."
Because if impeding and infringing on the participation of AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE in their democracy isn't something that's wrong, I'm not too sure what is.
Do anything and everything you can, spread the word, get this noticed. Don't be violent or hateful, it'll delegitimize us. But show you care, and show it's not just you, whenever and wherever you can.
@its-spelt-censorship
As a post-message message, on the day I'm posting this, the Australian Prime Minister, Anthony Albenese is going to be delivering an address to the United Nations General Assembly in New York. It's expected to urge other countries to join in the social media ban, so if you're in another country, spread the message too, because it might be coming to a nation near you very soon.

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You might be looking at the discourse surrounding the internet control laws being passed in the US, UK, Australia and now my homeland, Greece, and thinking:
"Alright, so what? Many people have had digital wallets and/or their real-world identity connected to their browsing activity, nothing much has happened to them"
"Protecting children from bad actors online is worth the few minutes it takes to set up a digital wallet. Children should be playing outside eitherway"
As all stories about my childhood start, I was bullied badly.
The teachers failed to manage it and my parents thought that learning a few things about the world sooner rather than later was for the best. Also due to their extreme suspicion towards other families and their fear for my safety, I could not socialise with anyone my age.
That affects children
I did not want to go to school. I did not want to study. I did not care about anything. I was experiencing the worst days of my life during a time most people remember fondly
Yes, my parents were at fault. Yes, in an ideal world the adults in my life would have been my protectors
But I was told off for even suggesting I did not deserve what I was going through, and I was confined to the house with no siblings and the balcony off-limits
I found my very first friends playing video games online. I learned basic social skills talking to those friends. I finally had people who would give me the time of day
I learned English watching videos online, since I could not focus during lessons owing to my mental state
I learned about the world online, other places, countries and cultures
I developed an interest in science that I have to this day, and I found music to love
Yes, I did also become convinced of rather wrong things, and briefly became fond of violent ideology
What people fail to realise is that harmful beliefs are commonplace and harbored by every family. Children will come across such beliefs in life whether or not they use the internet
Same goes for adult material. And criminals
Children should be taught to respond correctly to such things at school and at home, not shielded until an age when they don't look as fragile anymore
Children are not easy to profit from, because they have little to no spending power, and free media available to children is being taken down to comply with copyright laws or due to lack of funding. Therefore, unless parents are willing to buy them games or movies there is little to nothing truly age-appropriate online [discounting elsa-gate content, which is a matter everyone somehow forgot about that has never been resolved]
But in an increasingly digital and isolated world, life without the internet is an injustice towards them
Children have no political power
There is also very reasonable concern regarding identity being tied to browsing history, which I believe is a subject that has been talked about extensively by nothing short of experts
Please, don't wait until it affects you personally
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When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military
So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.
Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs
Queer-Friendly Indie Tabletop RPG #137: This world has no patriarchy or gender inequality, yet somehow evolved exactly the same cultural institutions as every other generically medieval fantasy milieu.
Me: And we're not gonna delve into that even a little bit, huh?
Queer-Friendly Indie Tabletop RPG #137: Here's 5000 words exploring the implications of undead skeletons being fully integrated members of society.
Me: Okay, now you're just fucking with me.
#“now go off into the world and kill 'tribes' of bandits and goblins without moral compunctions” (via @bombussyaffinis)
To be fair, sometimes it's more along the lines of "our goblins have exactly the same stereotypical traits and propensities as their Dungeons & Dragons counterparts, but the text awkwardly tries to spin those as virtues".
(My personal favourite is "yes, our goblins do break into people's houses and take everything that isn't nailed down, but they're not thieves, they're just immutably genetically programmed to be absolute socialists and are literally incapable of grasping the concepts of privacy or personal possessions no matter how it's explained to them".)
Coca Cola flavored Oreos taste like if you could eat clipart
These taste like an abstract concept. Summer Vacation flavored. Yankee Candle ass cookie.
this just keeps being relevant
This skit absolutely slaps forever but I have to tell you guys the secret.
The weird Oreos don’t sell… but the weird Oreos just being around and visible make people buy more regular Oreos.
That’s why.
The weird Oreos DO sell, but my housemate is the one buying them all

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You know, there's this cliché that teenage boys always eat massive amounts, but teenage girls really aren't that different if they're not suppressed by diet culture and body shaming. Like, I was a teenage girl who frankly just stopped bothering to fit into mainstream beauty ideals at some point, and I would regularly make myself just one big massive pot of pasta and devour it completely. This wasn't even stress eating or anything, I just genuinely needed the energy because you know, I was a teenager and my body was developing. I feel like so many teenage girls think they need to eat as little as possible to be petite and pretty, but the truth is that your body is developing just as intensely as teenage boys' bodies. Eat more, please, your body needs it.
New Secret Knots comic: "Cryptid".
I want to think that by the third time this happens they all KNOW it's the real deal, but they welcome the guest of honor because why WOULDN'T you
oH RIGHT This was before LotR pioneered cgi for massed crowd behavior
There was so much cool cgi in those movies I just assumed all the clones were too but back then I guess they still couldn’t really be
this is so sexy
I wonder what happened to all the agent smith masks
I can actually answer this! So the latex/rubber they used, while standard for Hollywood at the time, reacted REALLY BADLY to being doused in pouring water nonstop for an entire day of shooting. They ended up corroding, which caused them to stink really badly and glob together at the seams. The original plan was to hand out masks to various crew members on the final day of shooting as souvenirs, but the sopping wet, melting, rotting rubber got so gross that by the end of that shooting day they’d already thrown most of them out. Somewhere in a landfill are hundreds of disgusting, bloated, slimey Hugo weaving heads fused together into a nightmarish rotting amalgam :)
it’s what he would have wanted
vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off
She Would Say That. She would DO that.

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Heat waves.
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