Sealed Evil In A Can

Big and small henchmen for the villain in one of those secret-life-of-mice movies from the 80s

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

i'm still losing my mind over this, that is EXACTLY what the weed store in Splatoon would sound like.

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

asexual perverts and trans women are the two pillars still holding up this godforsaken site, honestly

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

both of them are me

literally my dad

Thank God for Stephanie Sterling ™️

Enough about shaders that make a game's graphics look like a big-budget anime. I want a shader that makes your game's graphics look like the shitty overcompressed animations from a Sega CD game. Your game looks like a Studio Ghibli movie? Great – call me when it looks like the cutscenes from Lunar: Eternal Blue.