ALDIS HODGE ESSENCE Magazine ✧ March 2026
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ALDIS HODGE ESSENCE Magazine ✧ March 2026

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we need legislation banning games >100GB
OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!
upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake
to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50
Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23
wait is that real
just looked it up. holy fuck. they did it by de-duplicating assets. I'm just. my jaw is on the floor. supposedly duplicating assets helps load times on HDDs but. holy fuck at what cost
it's worse than that: The Helldivers devs were told that duplicating assets would help HDD load times, but then they actually tested it and it had basically zero effect on load times!
So they had more than sextupled the size of their game by following industry standard practice that actually did basically nothing!
Podfic is the ultimate portmanteau btw
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i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

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In conversation with multiple posts going around discussing technical literacy and typing skills…
I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 Words Per Minute
I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 WPM
I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM
I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM
I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM
I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM
I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM
I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM
I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM
I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM
I'm on mobile/ vanilla extract option
➡️ Take a typing test here (and you need an actual, physical keyboard for this):
The industry-standard benchmark used by employers and typing certifications worldwide.
➡️ 'Typing classes' refers to computer skills classes you might have had in school; you can also count games or other related typing training your parents might have had you do.
➡️ Across 3 different typing test websites*, the (english language) world average typing speed is 40 WPM.
*typingtest.now, typingtestgo.com, typerworld.com
I learned to type on a typewriter, and then later I also had touch-typing classes which I breezed through.
That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world
mwah
i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

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And if they say it's just because they are a fiscal conservative, that means they value money over human rights.
The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.
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The production value really is off the fucking charts. What the fuck.
its ok theyre Gods lil helpers
And boy are they clumsy
Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human
IM SO PLEASED TO LEARN THIS!!!
They are just!!! Student drivers!!! 😭
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one thing that casually interests me about trans self-naming conventions is that while transmasculine names tend to align at least somewhat witih broader naming trends for children, transfeminine ones tend to do so less. i think this has to do with the fact that masculinized names are, on average, less interesting than feminized ones, which means that people choosing masc names (for themselves or for their kids) often need to reach into obscurity to find ones that sound good. hence your biblical names, your noun names, etc. there's nothing wrong with Leo and Ezra and River, but they're also borne of a relative lack of interesting options.
meanwhile, feminized names have a basically infinite capacity for variation and play. the mormon Kayleighs and their variations are almost all feminized, for whatever reason. the likelihood that the mother of a feminized infant will choose a strange/absurd name for that infant far outweighs the likelihood of an adult woman choosing that for herself, both bc the latter is aware she'll actually have to live with that name, and because the range of acceptable options is wider, anyway. So your trans girl names will range from, say, Emily to Lilith, and those two are far closer to each other than they are to the likes of Mackyenseiagh (pronounced mckenzie)
likewise i think that the stereotype re: nonbinary names ("Sock" and so on) is less a testament to the perceived immaturity of self-namers (this, anyway, is pretty much always grounded in a combo of transphobia, ableism, and ageism, as the nonbinary subject is often assumed to be a neurodivergent teenager who will at some point 'grow out of it') makes a lot of sense when you consider the persistent and unavoidable gendering even of names that ought to be genderless, and/or the ability of names to travel across gender lines but never remain androgynous. mckenzie from the above post is a good example - a name more commonly given to feminized people now, at one point masculinized.
like, is a nonbinary person naming themself "Sock" so absurd, or is the real absurdity located in a binary regime of gender so complete that no 'normative' or 'serious' name is safe form it?
#I also think that like. the reason there are fewer interesting masculinized names (at least in the United States)#is in large part because names can change from being considered masculine to being considered feminine but almost never the reverse#a name being perceived as having even a hint of femininity means it is completely unusable for a baby who is amab#but a traditionally masculine name which is starting to be perceived as slightly feminine is a good strong name for a baby who is afab#so we’re left with increasingly narrow options for masculine names and a huge and interesting variety for feminine names
this is so huge too - it speaks to the ways that feminization "marks" everything it touches, whereas masculinity, including in language (words like "he" and "mankind" and "dude" being argued [falsely] to be "gender-neutral"). a suit can be androgynous, but never a dress. and so on. masculinity is also viewed as aspirational, and that definitely fuels these one-sided cross-gender naming conventions.
hrt and transgender surgeries being positioned as dangerous and experimental despite being around for much longer than ozempic, which many people are pushing as a miracle weight loss drug while ignoring its real medical indications and any possible negative side effects
it seems like hypocrisy but it's really the same idea: your body is not yours to control. you are not allowed to be fat, you are not allowed to be trans, we will say whatever it takes to keep you in line