We ain't go much,but we got each other

my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!

@official-boob-posts

me

Yes

it’s Out Of Touch Leap Day! you won’t be able to celebrate this until 2052 so celebrate while you can

people just dont get that sexualizing knights doesnt mean that you need to take off their suit of armor.. do you not see the potentials here for the stone butches of fantasy lands

lil jon lyrics ^

there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.

being androgynous is easy as hell and everyone can do it. Theres more to androgyny than being a skinny white howls-moving-castle ass femme. Grow a beard and some D cups. Shave your head, gain 60 lbs of muscle and voice train to sound like fluttershy. Cis people really wont know what fucking gender you are then

whimsical satyr playing a delightful tune in the enchanted forest on his magical yamaha synthesizer

the difference between yugioh and magic the gathering (as someone who plays neither) is that a yugioh card says like "if you own a Blorbionicus the King of Red Eyes in your pendulum summon zone (but NOT your left pendulum summon zone) you can special summon (NOT ritual or zexal or pendulum summon) sixteen cards named Blorbimini (excluding Maid Blorbimini) to any zone EXCEPT the super double defense zone" and no one can explain this to me but meanwhile a magic the gathering card says "flying. after the end of your turn draw a card" and people are like oh those fools bc the action only goes on the stack after the end of your turn and because of the use of 'your' instead of 'the owner's' and because mercury is in gatorade, technically it only resolves during the opponents third upkeep when explicitly you cant draw cards or else a sniper will shoot you

It's bullshit that we even get scurvy. Most mammals synthesize their own Vitamin C, except apes and a handful of other mammals. We had evolutionary ancestors with so much access to fruit they didn't even notice when a mutation broke Vitamin C synthesis and now we'll die without it like a bunch of fucking chumps.

You know what else can't synthesize Vitamin C? Guinea pigs. We're no better than a bunch of fuzzy cylinders.

Donate to my kickstarter. We're gonna crispr that shit right back in, and finally be free from the tyranny of Big Orange

Are we going to test that on guinea pigs first? Or are we just abandoning them like a bunch of scurvy dogs?

whet the fuck was cage the elephant singing about

capitalism

if you're thinking of "Aint No Rest for the Wicked" that's not about capitalism, it's about video game franchise Borderlands by Gearbox for 2K games

It was also about Capitalism