Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm
o yeah babey
this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn
no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

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Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm
o yeah babey
this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn
no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

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Tumblr there is not a tag in HELL for this post
im so. in existence right now.
existmaxxing
they call me the exister
literally existing it up. unreality fears me the way im so fucking real rn
love existence 10/10 would recommend
straight up in it. and by it haha well lets jusr say. existence
what the fuck was i on last night i dont remember typing ANY of this
can you all stop saying this on my post. thanks. actually can you stop giving this post notes at all that'd be great. actually if you could all just stop looking at the post,
Officalverse, I summon you! CHARGE
This post gives 10k notes
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woah mama i'm existing too
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Woah mama I sure do exist ÒwÓ
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I wish mirrors could be melted down to a liquid so we could have liquid mirror

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This slaps
I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it
I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.
what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.
I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.
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72 …..why not….making the best out of this sad situation
73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue
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I guess I’ll do 136… but did anyone else notice we’re missing 51?
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51 …not missing anymore just a little confused where he should go
140… this post will continue until the end of tumblr I swear on my own goddamn grave
143…holy shit you kiddies are fuckin’ crazy
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