A Blog Of Blerg

Also: I think Aragorn gets a bad reputation now because so many lesser franchises have tried to imitate his archetype without understanding why he works. In the original movies he’s just a big gentle sad guy with a sword, who knows he’s not the real hero of the story and dedicates himself to supporting those gay little hobbits. The aragorn knockoffs are not his fault

mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

I'm sorry sir but no a "shrimp" did not in fact fry this rice. you're lumping crustaceans together in a very unhelpful and bigoted manner. our chef is a giant freshwater crayfish.

Reblog if you accept the

im going to be real rn i completely understand where hamlet is coming from because if my dad died and then my mom married his brother a MONTH AFTER HIS FUNERAL and THEN everyone told me to just get over it already because everybody dies and THEN i talked to my dad's ghost and tried to get some semblance of closure after his death and he told me "cut the bullshit im burning my sins off in hell rn but its not a big deal listen up your uncle murdered me you gotta get revenge for me" i would also do an acrobatic fucking pirouette backwards off the handle

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

What are they

dirty

Bad at drinking milk

god. being 14 was a nightmare. glad thats done lmao

one of the tags on the op are “horrifying”. no it’s not they’re just grabbing a bite to eat

This is only horrifying if you are sea detritus

op is sea detritus

My mom is a teacher and she asked her students what was hard about virtual learning and one kid said not knowing who is tall or short and everyone agreed

This is my favorite post

The gay little run I do across the street that makes driver's wanna hit me