could go to hell, but we'll probably be fine

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Please, how do you know this?

quicksand does not have any hands

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One of those Eridian Welcoming Committee freaky letters has to be real. One of them has to be an alien fucker who saw Grace and shot their shot.

the sleepy -> cozy -> asleep pipeline is very real

gettin real tired of people pretending that the writers not explaining every little thing in detail is the same thing as a plothole tbh

has to think once while watching something whoa this is bad writing

The Cinema Sins effect

Cinema Sins would never had existed if we were all lizards.

characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"

character whose gender is "im probably nonbinary but im on a quest so idrc about that rn"

I LOVE YOU SAMSON

SAMSON

Still dead

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

@teaboot

Painted with a FUCKING PALETTE KNIFE?

Welcome to the gang. I'll give you your new gang name. Baby Beebo. That's your new gang name. We work hard but we play harder.