Mrrp, mrow?

I love being an adult who always puts my hand out to shake when I meet a kid! every single time their face is like "no one does The Adult Greeting Ritual with me, is this a sign of respect or is this man simply unhinged" and then of course as we talk they realise it's both

Those teachers that made you go boy girl boy girl in lines or seating arrangements never made any sense to me because whenever I’ve had friends I’ve had a mix of boy and girl friends so we’d still all sit together just in an arbitrary gender based order

She’s libbing out sexual style

there's a real special way that by 200 notes a post reaches the open waters of tumblr, a place where nobody has ever heard of nor read anything at all before and the concept of a joke is unknown

what they don’t tell you is that it lives inside you until you let it out

it’s actually crazy how passion and sincerity is the answer

they/them pussy got me wearing a #BOMBVEST

“a girl’s guide to the world cup” … die.

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things