Mrrp, mrow?

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

a surprising number of people are learning from this post that looksmaxxers are unironically fracturing their facial bones

Actually what is the expected lifespan of a stone wall? I grew up in New England

I don’t know. They could last indefinitely in perfect conditions on flat land. Like I said, they’re at the bottom of a mountain in Appalachia and this wall has held back 60 years of snow melt and ground shifting and it has survived countless major weather events. In my opinion it is very good work and I think 60 is a good run for a rock retaining wall. The problem is that grandpa feels like the wall was put up recently so he thinks it is shitty craftsmanship. He’s mad because he can’t quite grasp that this wall has done its job for 60 years. Dementia is a terrible disease but if you don’t laugh you’ll cry and grandpa’s righteous indignation at this man’s work is kinda hilarious.

The limits of the liberal imagination are going to get us all killed

homophobic people when they realize they bought m&ms instead of m&fs

STOP REBLOGGING THIS ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY

MAKE THIS THE MOST FAMOUS POST ON THIS WEBBED SITE

big twisty ears,,,(my friend said it looks edible)

TRA here means "transracial adoptee" fyi, just in case you're used to seeing that in another context

seeing "protect the action figures" as a response to "Protect the dolls" is maybe the most insulting thing I've ever seen, to both trans men and trans women.

First of all, the term "protect them dolls" exists because trans women, and especially trans women of color, are killed disproportionally. you are literally "all lives matter"-ing this. Secondly, can we stop this stupid fucking trend of giving gay/trans men the worse version of something that already exists for women?

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

There’s nothing wrong with me I just think he would look really Cool and Tough and Strong if you chained him to the radiator

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

getting fucked in the ass by a woman named "life choices"