I've got no Chutzpah

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

at this point if a new (horror) movie comes out and a large majority of the reviews are like "this movie sucked it was too vague and boring, it took forever to get to the point and wasnt scary enough why do you need a 2 hour runtime just to be artsy and weird and say nothing" you know its gonna be a banger and people are just fucking stupid

the backrooms getting reviews like this is especially funny to me because i feel like it beats you over the head with what its trying to say. like it could not be more obvious unless mary turned around and explained to the viewer what was going on and people are still like Ugghhh im tired of this pretentious bullshitttt. with iron lung at least i can sort of understand people Not Getting it, it is infinitely more inaccessible and bizarre, but backrooms??? really? hello. where am i

take my hand 🫴 let's write self-indulgent fanfic together forever

people who write fics. how do you feel about comments on super old ones you wrote like 2+ years ago

I commented on a fic that was 11 years old, and there was already a response by the time I got up the next morning. Comment on the fics, please, comment on them, I promise it'll make the author's day either way

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

“its supposed to show interplay between characters” um they can do that in church 🤨

No offense but these are absolute classic images

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i feel bad for people who don’t read fan fiction. imagine only having canon

Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.

If you run over someone's foot with your wheelchair you still apologise

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics