hematic capsaicin

Some of you have to take things less seriously. Others of you should take things much more seriously. And all of us should take a huge bong rip.

At least on 'the price is right' you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn't a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired

On an unrelated note my psychiatrist has given me a referal for a formal ASD evaluation

Bros lets make summer an unforgettable ero guro adventure together

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

"Oh but this male character is being sexualised too! So it's a win against sexism" and 100% of the time it's either a joke about how ridiculous it would be for men to be sexualised because they're real people and not objects, or it's fully just homophobic and or transmisogynistic

‘do u have kinks’ yeah like five in my neck

sometimes people will make you feel stupid for being kind. this makes it hard to stay kind. it is important that you do anyway. if you have become unkind, it is important to remember that you can become kind again. it's a skill, not an inherent trait.

(flirting) i could be your problem

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

happy one year anniversary to the time i was in vermont in a dorm with a carbon monoxide leak and jacked off to this painting