Sara, fandom old, she/her. Writer (chamel on ao3), scientist. Sometimes I draw things. Multifandom. Mostly TMFU (Napollya), RWRB, MCU (Lokius) & a smattering of others. Lots of complaining about writing.
Above the break are works and series currently in progress, as well as recently published standalones. Feel free to drop into my ask box if you have and questions or comments about them or any of my other fics! Full fic list under the break. Main links are to AO3.
Kiss Ficlets on Tumblr (Firstprince, Napollya, Lokius)
RWRB, Alex/Henry
Cold Slope (alpine skiing olympics AU)
Fox in the Snow (neighbors AU, snowed in)
The End of the End (We Live Again) (palm springs AU, time loop)
It’s a Crime (to Fall in Love) (Hot Fuzz-inspired murder mystery AU)
TMFU, Napoleon/Illya
Hurt Like Mine (soulmate AU)
Future Starts Slow (10 years later, post-UNCLE reunion)
Everyone Hides (Some of the Time) (5+1 Illya in disguises)
Playing Cat and Mouse with the Light (non-linear partners-to-lovers-to-exes-to-lovers)
Loki Series, Loki/Mobius
Paint Me in a Corner (But My Color Comes Back) (parole officer AU)
Desperate Measures (h/c mission fic for the lokius rbb)
Ain't No Place for a Better Man (old west AU)
Enemies of the Ocean (stranded on a lifeboat AU)
Other Fandoms
Call Me Husband (In the Grey, Bronco/Sid, pre-canon getting together)
No Ordinary Friend (The Pairing, Blond Calum/Ginger Calum, missing scenes from the novel)
RWRB, Alex/Henry
Bluebonnets and Polo Mallets (pro rodeo/polo AU)
The Neighbourly Thing to Do (neighbors AU with a twist)
Special Tour (of My Heart) (white house tour guide AU)
All the Chances We Took (spy AU sequel fic)
The Roommate Problem (roommates AU... or is it?)
Since I Memorized Your Face (aged up second-chance soulmates AU)
Not the Hero (stuntman/director AU) cover art on tumblr
Infinitely Late at Night (vampire/waffle house AU)
Flowers Only Grow Where There Are Seeds (white house gardener AU)
Tonight, You’re Gold (Olympics AU)
Our Get Along Oodie (grad students AU)
Body and Soul(mate) (bodyswap soulmate spy AU) cover art on tumblr
The Impossible Soul (westworld/android AU)
The Hazards of Unsolicited Toy Advice (pet store meet cute AU)
So Close to Something Better Left Unknown (spy AU, fuck or die) cover art on tumblr
False Dichotomy (You’ve Got Mail AU) cover art on tumblr
Trying My Patience (Try Pink Carnations) (florist/cake artist wedding AU)
You're the Perfect Gift for Me (Alex is a Hallmark movie ‘bad guy’ AU)
This Hell of a Season (Nova-verse spies Christmas 3+1) cover art on tumblr
Taste the Way You Bleed (WWDITS AU)
In the Dog Days (supernatural/magic AU)
Falling Down the Stairs of Your Smile (canon-divergent Kensington hookup AU)
Something To Be Proud Of (Edinburgh Pride AU)
Lessons in Foreign Diplomacy (1785 ambassadors AU)
Will You Brie Mine? (cheesemonger AU)
Step Into My Office, Baby (office AU)
Getting Clinical (STI clinic meet-cute AU)
Theory and Practice (rival grad students AU)
That's My Trouble (detective/ME AU)
Please Don’t Let Me Be So Understood (accidental couples therapy AU) cover art on tumblr
Always Where I Need To Be (roommates AU + David cuteness)
The Sky is Open (1970s Pan Am pilots AU)
All the Old Showstoppers (canon-divergent Celebrity Bake Off AU) cover art on tumblr
Nova, Baby (CIA/MI6 AU) cover art on tumblr
All for a Taste of the Honey (FBI agent AU feat. stripper!Henry)
May Your New Years Dreams Come True (office NYE party AU)
The Spirit of Giving (neighbors holiday party AU)
Class(room) Warfare (professors AU)
Sun in the Sky (You Know How I Feel) (post bonus-chapter canon)
(Forever) In My Way (5+1 of Henry getting in Alex’s way, AU)
Tiny Little Movies (drabble collection)
TMFU, Napoleon/Illya
Canon-Setting
Just a Shot Away from You (5+1 ordered to kill each other)
All Comes Crashing (last night to live, confessions)
Love is a Deserter (canon-set exes getting back together)
A Home for the Holidays (decorating a Christmas tree)
The Life You Had in Mind (Glass Onion crossover)
Eyes on the Horizon (early relationship, sequel to “I Trust No One”)
A Kiss Away From Being Dangerous (4+1, warnings about being dangerous)
Loving You is Cherry Pie (5+1 Napoleon wearing aprons)
That's What Other People Do (outside observer, together but they just don’t realize it yet)
Double Dutch with a Hand Grenade (Illya wears short shorts, Napoleon loses his mind) illustration on tumblr
Cold Hands, Warm Heart (Illya comforts Napoleon)
I Trust No One (And Especially You) (Istanbul mission, the bath house)
Half Asleep (All Your Dreams Come Alive) (clothes/bed sharing + comfort after a nightmare)
Hard to be Soft, Tough to be Tender (Illya takes a bullet for Napoleon)
Another Sunny Day (ficlet; the boys have a picnic)
Good To Me (Illya does nice things for Napoleon, misunderstandings ensue)
Follow You Into The Dark (whumptober, presumed dead)
Where Doesn't It Hurt? (tropetember H/C, cleaning wounds)
All Your Little Words (5+1 Napoleon telling Illya “I love you”)
The Lost Art of Keeping A Secret (undercover as a couple)
Another First Kiss (6+1 stolen kisses)
Enough of a Natural Disaster for Me (apologies + kissing in the rain)
Impostors (sleeping with lookalikes, series)
What You Meant (5+1 Illya telling Napoleon he’s a terrible spy)
The Definition of Madness (time loop mission fic for whumptober)
And I Was The Boy Who Was Lucky (KY derby mission fic) cover art on tumblr
Light Will Keep Your Heart Beating in the Future (nonlinear sleep deprivation)
Love is a Chemical (Illya gets dosed with a love potion)
AUs
The Harrowed and the Haunted (paranormal investigator AU)
Black Moon (For All Mankind/space AU)
How’s About Cookin’ Something Up With Me? (teacher AU, baking)
Another Christmas Song (This Time I’ll Sing Along) (neighbors AU)
Consider the Price to an Elf (santaland AU)
A Hard Habit To Break (canon-verse AU, secret relationship)
White Knuckles (Olympic figure skating AU) cover art on tumblr
The Makings of a Perfect Christmastime (Christmas in Connecticut AU) cover art on tumblr
Love is a Losing Game (60s chess AU; series) cover art on tumblr
The Best Thing About NYC is You and Me (modern roommates art student/fashion designer AU; series) part 1 cover art on tumblr, part 2 cover art on tumblr
Love Is A Great Teacher (professors AU; series) cover art on tumblr
Loki Series, Loki/Mobius
Cold Light (Norway AU)
True Hollywood Romance (fake-dating actor AU)
Don We Now Our Gay Apparel (ugly holiday sweater office AU)
Got My Love to Keep Me Warm (stranded at a Christkindlmarkt)
It's Been a Bad Day Lately (post s01 time loop)
The Truth is Just a Rule That You Can Bend (canon-divergent AU, secret relationship, fallout of Roxxcart divorce)
The Hardest Cut (bodyguard AU)
My Name Stitched On Your Lips (exes getting back together AU)
You, or Your Memory (troptember amnesia, fix-it)
Once in a Lifetime (Bookshop/GO AU) cover art on tumblr
What Makes A Good Man (Art Thief/CIA Agent AU; series) part 1 cover art on tumblr, part 3 cover art on tumblr
Mandalorian, Cara/Din
You Left Me Under Your Spell (15 independent one shots or short multichaps)
Hanging On For Dear Life (8 stories inspired by songs from the album Dear Life by Brendan Benson)
Do You Want to Know a Secret? (epic story of Din, Cara, and the kid following season 1)
Crossovers
Maybe, This Time (Mandalorian/BSG, Cara/Din, Lee/Kara) cover art on tumblr
Familiar, But Not Too Familiar (Mandalorian/Witcher, Cara/Din, Geralt/Jaskier)
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Oh my goooood what an idea. 😂 Slightly tangential but I love this phenomenon that happens every time I get into a new fandom and someone pops up to suggest an AU related to other ones. I've gotten asks about FP aus for Lokius and Napollya. Or Napollya aus for FP. Or FP as TVA agents. It's delightful, tbh, the drive to say, "I love these things, why not love them together."
This one would actually be... so difficult lol. I mean, from one perspective it could seem easy because we have basically no background on these characters. How they met. What they were doing before they started working for Rachel. We know that Rachel found them in a Thai prison and that is it. Which means that anything that underpins an AU like this has to be made up whole cloth. Really, the best AUs have canon woven through them—it's a tricky balance, imo, but an important one.
So let's say Bronco is the son of the Amercian president. Ok, maybe there's something in this because "Bronco Beauregard" sounds like the kid of a Texas Republican, tbh (whether it's a nickname or—truly hilarious—a given name). Adding an extra layer of not having a supportive family and the damage a queer relationship would have on that side makes the whole thing a little darker, probably. Sid we don't even have a last name for (😭). I guess he can be "Prince Sidney" lmao. But then basically everything else has to come from RWRB canon, sadly.
I really wish we had more of these two. In contrast, TMFU feels like a feast, character-wise—besides the stuff in the story, we have their dossiers in the credits. We know enough about them to make filling in the gaps and adapting their stories very satisfying. There are lots and lots of juicy details. And we really just don't have a lot for ITG. Actually a TMFU AU for Bronco and Sid (and Rachel!) would be a looooot easier lol.
Thank you for sending this ask, though, I love ruminating on this kind of thing. There was a period in 2022 and 2023 where people used to send me whacky AU ideas and I would riff on them and it was so much fun. If anyone wants to scroll back through you can find them in this tag. I actually forgot about the tmfu/goncharov crossover, though I could NEVER forget about blorbo au. Sigh. Those were the days. 😂
”I’d become quite fond of naps since our return from the forest —— I’d developed a habit of falling asleep at the drop of a hat. Midconversation. Sitting at the bar. In the bath.” - Sorcery and Small Magics, Maiga Doocy
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When Jake Seresin is peer pressured into taking a last minute vacation, he certainly doesn’t expect Bradley Bradshaw to tag along. He also doesn’t expect to discover that his hotel is a hotspot for newlyweds. Nothing, however, could be more unexpected than finding himself on a fake honeymoon with his coworker, who just so happens to be inconveniently attractive.
OR
Bradley convinces Jake to fake a marriage for a fruit platter (and other reasons).
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chapter 1 - love island is a documentary
chapter 2 - bradshaw(s), baby
chapter 3 - some people are immune to good advice
chapter 4 - tequila sunrise is a truth serum
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thank you to everyone who heard me whinge about/rant about/painstakingly explain the plot of fake honeymoon, you know who you are! shout out @mxrcusflint who talked me off a ledge re: substantially reducing my word count (aka. saving my sanity) and @butchbradshaw and @shorelinetides who lived the nightmare/dream with me in the doc 💖 you may all have one fruit basket.
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the most important thing to me ever is bi kids knowing that it’s ok to be 10% attracted to women and 90% attracted to men or 10% attracted to men and 90% attracted to women and still feeling ok to identify as bi, and still feeling like their identity is valid, and still feeling like they can lead fulfilling lives with both (or other) genders. like that’s just so fricking important.
it’s also important to remember that it can be a fluid % like sometimes it’ll be 50/50 some times 10/90 and then drift into a 45/65 or even 2/98 and it’s still okay. It’s just where you are at that time in your life.
It’s also important for them to know that bisexuality is not binary & never has been. You can be attracted to any gender, & still be bisexual. You can be attracted to someone regardless of their gender & still be bisexual. Oh & being bisexual isn’t about who you date. It’s about who/what you’re attracted to.
I'm literally working outside of work hours rn (taking a lil break) to enter plover data bc these little buggers are so busy rn I spend all of my time in the field
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Can you tell us about your tmfu fic you listed for the wip bang? 📝😊
Sure! I've mentioned it a few times before here, because it's been lingering foreverrrrr (mentions of this fic on my blog go back to 2021 lol), it's a fic where Napoleon is an art restorer/art thief and Illya owns a small art gallery. It was born from an idea of an art thief who steals paintings but not to sell them, but because they're in bad condition and need to be restored, and he returns them after the fact.
I talked in more detail about it here, and there are snippets here, here, and here. Thanks for your interest!! I am looking forward to finally buckling down and finishing this one.
