it's not haunted

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

#smoking tw

characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"

"this is fetish art" okay ❤️ yay ❤️

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

unwritten by natasha bedingfield is how allergy medicine is supposed to make you feel

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

after you read the poem “the woman dies” a lot of media makes you mad

that one rihanna ig post with Mine’s Bigger Than Yours written in the background w the caption My dick AND my forehead! is like poetry to me