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US climate with equivalent cities from around the world.
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This is the greatest map I have ever seen. I want an interactive version where you can click on any city in the world and get a pop-up list of all the climate-equivalent cities.
so it turns out this exists and it makes a fine rabbit hole for passing the time during a conference call
OK, this is super neat and also a great tool for writers’
I’m suddenly laughing at the idea of a cliche noir detective story written in the brutally concise style of Hemingway.
A woman walked into my office. She had legs. I noticed her legs. “I have a problem. I need your help,” she said. They always said that. I knew her legs weren’t the problem. I hoped she might want my help with them anyhow.
“Can you pay?” I asked. Of course she could. Her shoes were worth more than my rent. She could pay. “I can pay,” she said. Her eyes were wet. I wondered if anything else was wet. Probably not. I am not handsome. Not since the war. She was looking at my scar. Lots of people do. Most look away. Not her. She did not look away. She looked at my scar and I looked at her legs. There were two of them. I liked that about her. I liked that a whole lot. “Will there be danger?” I asked. There always is. This city bleeds danger, then drinks it right back up again.
“I’m afraid there might be danger,” she said. She had the voice of a beautiful woman. She also had the face and body of a beautiful woman. She was beautiful.
The light from the window was striped. It made stripes on my cigarette smoke. The end of my cigarette crumbled into ash. My marriage had also crumbled into ash.
“I can handle danger,” I said. I patted the butt of my gun. My gun was a Colt. My gun and my scar were all that was left from my time as a soldier. My gun, my scar, and the nightmares. I looked her up and down. “I am good at handling things.”
“It’s about my husband. He’s gone missing.”
She was not wearing a ring. It means something when a woman does not wear a wedding ring. Usually, it means that she is not married. “Seems your ring has also gone missing,” I said. I hoped her dress would join it.
Her red mouth curved upwards. She was smiling a little. “I don’t wear it outside. A diamond that large would only invite trouble.”
“In my experience, trouble doesn’t wait for an invitation.” I looked at her legs again. They were both still there. “When did you last see your husband?”
Today I share with you bronze rats from the Meiji period.
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As the last post Involving ALL the formation stream pieces got too long to be comfortable for scrolling I have decided to start a new one this year! For new people a little recap:
The Formation streams are an ongoing series of live streams on my Twitch/YouTube channels where I draw every week one of these menageries portraying the flora and fauna of locality of geologic formation. The Discord community helps along and before you ask: no there are no prints of this and yes I would like to tun this into a book one day but no idea when and how.
Here a link post I kept expanding unto end of 2025 HERE
First piece of the year was the Elliot Formation from early Jurassic South Africa!
Adding the Agate Fossil Beds from the Miocene of Nebraska. A paradise for many bizarre ungulates.
Adding the Djadochta Formation from the late Cretaceous of Mongolia. Home of many iconic dinosaurs and even more small fantastic critters.
Adding the Joggins Formation from the Carboniferous of Canada. A place where nature dumped random lizard corpses in hollow logs.
Adding the MOTH locality from the early Devonian of Canada, a place filled with bizarre early fish, with jaws and without.
Adding the Naracoorte Caves from the Pleistocene of South Australia. A wonderland for large and small marsupials before the dawn of man.
Adding the Ein Yabrud quarry from Cretaceous of Palestine, an assemblage of often time beautifully preserved fish, marine reptiles and invertebrates.
Adding Koobi Fora from the early Pleistocene of Kenya. Come for the hominis, stay for the overwhelming diversity of megafauna!
Adding the Wadi al Hitan, the valley of the whales. A classic Eocene locality of Walking With Beasts fame. The hunting grounds of Basilosaurus.
Adding the Sulphur Mountain Formation, a Triassic refuge for the last Eugeneodonts, which overlapped here with thalattosaurs, very early ichthyosaurs and tons of fish!
Adding the Wellington Formation from the Permian of Kansas, home of the largest insect of all time!
Adding the middle Pleistocene of Sicily, a bizarre world of tiny elephants, large rodents and tortoises and so many birds!
Adding the Escuminac Formation from the Devonian of Canada. A fish nursery frozen in time.
Adding the Zechstein sea, a warm Permian sea from Central Europe, filled with tons of classic critters from the early days of paleontology
Adding the Pisco Formation from Miocene Peru! An absolute baller to paint once you simply ignore the Megalodon in the room.
Adding the Walcott quarry of the Burgess Shale deposit. The origin of the theory of the Cambrian Explosion!
Adding the locality of Milia 5, a lost paradise of mammalian megafauna from the Pliocene of Greece. Home of some of the biggest tuskers of all time.
Adding the lagerstätte of Cabrières from the Ordovician of southern France. A shallow marine world of little guys, thriving under polar lights.
Adding the Florissant Formation from the late Eocene of Colorado. Cool plants and mammals? Yes, but you stay for the bugs.
Adding the Fiddlers Green Formation from the Silurian of New York and southern Canada, the mother load of eurypterids!
Adding the Tiaojishan Formation from the Middle Jurassic if China. A moist paradise for small arboreal critters.

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the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.
this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.
OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!
hi, i'm northern irish + live in belfast. the only people claiming a "truce" are the far right, who want to make it seem like more of us support them. we don't. 20 000 people came to the rally against racism the other day (in a city of 350k!), last i'd heard several dozen people have signed up to bring food + other supplies to people who feel unsafe, and £200k+ has been raised to help the people who have been attacked.
no, they were not just targeting sudanese people. anyone not white was a target - i know of indian and syrian families who were attacked, and their shops destroyed - along with people who aren't the "right" type of white (ukrainian, especially).
there were almost certainly some catholics in among the rioters, because catholics/nationalists/republicans are not immune to racism, but the vast, vast majority of them are loyalists - that's why they're going after people in those areas. they're attacking people in their own areas. i think it's important to note that well-known loyalist paramilitaries were seen in the riots and were egging it on on social media. genuinely, one of the people who was posting about it is a convicted UVF bank robber.
these are the same sort of people who rioted last year, and the year before that, and every time there have been riots. they're the same people who have spent months building bonfires taller than houses and who will cover them next month in the irish flag and will put signs calling for the killing of irish catholics alongside the signs denigrating refugees and other immigrants. the targets are different but the hate is the same, because they are deeply, viciously xenophobic. you don't have to be a person of colour. you just have to be Not Them.
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[ID: Photos of a relief sculpture of a leaping horse, inspired by the palaeolithic cave paintings of Lascaux. The horse starts as a painting at the rear and is completely three-dimensional from the shoulders, so it appears to be emerging from the block of clay. Each photo shows a different angle. End ID.]
Commission piece from October 2024
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just invented something at dinner called soundboard storytime where i explain the plot of hamlet to my younger sister & her friend while our other sister punctuates every sentence with a choice sound bite from her phone
“hamlet STABS the man behind the curtain, thinking it’s claudio—- but it’s POLONIUS. [vine boom] [OOOO MA GAAAWWWD] that’s right, he just killed his girlfriend’s FATHER. [WAT DA HEEEELLLLLL] [BRUH.mp3]”
the art of youtube poop will survive after the singularity

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The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”
"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."
I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever
The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late
For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral
A little bit for Monica, she's my wife
A little bit for Erica, for her strife
My books all go to Rita, cause she reads
My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees
The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn
Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn
Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan
A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)
my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning
everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.
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A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.
-Replacing his vitimens with poision
- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.
- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.
-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?
- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.
-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway
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