your ribs are still your own

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

$5000 seems like a nice amount. Somebody should just give me $5000 today. Directly into my bank account. It would be very nice.

i would go on pinterest more but i feel like its no good for me. in the same way eating an entire pecan pie every day might be fucking awesome but for my spiritual and psychological health should not consume so much images i like so quickly and readily. oh waiterrrrrrrr another perfectly curated image please , 10 million of them in fact....... its just not right. you understand

My partner and I were sitting on the couch with all 3 of our male cats just now. It's rare to have a congregation of 5 dudes with only 1 set of testicles between them but we made it happen.

having memory issues while also being mutuals with several people who like to change their url & pfp on the regular is really funny bc its like. ok i dont recognize you but you Smell Familiar so i guess you can come in.

Hetbait kind of goes harder than queerbait sometimes. Queerbait you understand that the creators very rarely could do it even if they wanted to so implication and suggestion was better and safer than being explicit. Hetbait though there's no such justifiable reason they just want to fuck with you.

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

it's thousand yard stare summer

the way leftists talk about mothers and pregnancy is so blatantly misogynistic it blows my mind that so many of these people call themselves feminists. you sound like MEN!!

“you aren’t entitled to special accommodations just for being pregnant, you aren’t special just because you let someone cum in you! look what pregnancy and childbirth did to your body, it’s horrific! you’re so selfish! can’t you just stay inside with your kids instead of taking them out in public?” YOU ARE A MISOGYNIST!!