Front Porch Sitting

mwaaaah ! In these trying times.

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

Have reached state of sleeplessness where if I sit down too long I start drifting

And I start like. Hearing voices? That I know are in my head?

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

wait! au au

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

Hi my name is john normal and being alienated as a child didn't effect me at all

our age of blogs is collapsing

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

always a dread omen seeing the comments on a post saying "I love when the alt text is part of the joke!" bc nine times out of ten the alt text is not part of the joke, nor does it accurately translate a visual joke into language while maintaining the humor, but instead it is tangential to or a digression from the image being described and is only funny if you can both see the image and read the alt text, and therefore is actually a joke at the expense of everyone relying on alt text because they can't see the image.

really interesting how you spend two seasons with louis as he recounts being in an abusive relationship while both denying it and being manipulated by his lover once again at that moment and as he comes to terms with his role in claudia's pain you go man it'll be interesting to see lestat having to face the consequences of his power over both louis and claudia as his family back then. and then they do not do that at all

i had to google "our age of bronze is collapsing" bc i thought you guys were shitting me. unfuckingbelievable.