Front Porch Sitting

mwaaaah ! In these trying times.

1bedroom/1bath’s being $1800+…… we have to start lighting landlords on fire. i’m so serious

now, pecker means penis. and wood means boner. so of course you would make assumptions about the term woodpecker. but no. the bird

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

is it a natural and innate part of humanity or is it some shit they made up in europe

NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

ohh my god but what if there is still time. what if there is still time. hey. there is still time? there is still time. have you heard. there is still time. hi. there is still time. did you know. there is still time.

Limos are such a stupid status symbol. Like yeah I'm rich. Did you see how long my car

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?