i love you, i’m glad i exist

i hate that morrissey wrote i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now. i hate that i have to give him that

married shane does NOT play about ilya when it comes to the press. he's letting out a decade of pent up 'wheres the fucking translator? what do you fucking MEAN you don't have one?', instant 'rephrase that' to the offending journalist when ilya hesitates over a question, gets into full blown forget-the-media-training arguments when it's implied that ilya is somehow stupid for not speaking perfect english, n switches seamlessly between russian, french, and english to make interviews as easy as possible for ilya. meanwhile ilya is giving him the biggest wettest lover boy eyes n WILL be raw dogging him crazy style the moment its over.

all spies are gay. oh you can't trust anyone you meet? and you live behind a mask? and you carefully curate an image of yourself that is your armor? and you seek out others like you in seedy bars and you recognize each other by code? homo

hello adam rubenstein

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

capitalism, like the divine right of kings, is not inevitable nor inescapable

shane was taught to say h-e-double hockey sticks as a kid and then he heard his dad say fuck Once when he stubbed his toe when shane was like four and it was all over. the boy was swearing now he’s unstoppable

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"

girl help they are making me do my job at work