a chorus of nonsense

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

see the thing about iwtv is that i will always believe louis no matter what unless claudia says something different. then i believe claudia. lestat could tell me that it's raining during a thunderstorm and id need a peer review.

SAM REID CALLING OMEGAVERSE "VERY URSULA LE GUIN"

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.