good evening. unplug your router.

This is painfully American

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.

sex testing isn't making people discover that they're intersex, it's making people intersex. if someone's sex characteristics are imperceptibly different to what sex defines they should have, it wouldn't have placed them in a different social category until both the technology and the drive to test were there. ppl just don't really believe that sex categories are also socially constructed and fluid. things like hormone levels naturally wildly range between people before it gets to a point where someone looks noticeably "different" for their sex—a cafab person with testosterone levels deemed high today would not have been intersex 200 years ago unless they displayed noticeably masculinised features, because nobody would have known anyone's testosterone levels and therefore can't use that as a basis for treating someone differently!

I am spending my time listening to financial analyst podcasts bc I have what can only be described as stockholm syndrome for finance and it's genuinely so fucking funny because the guys I found are genuinely like. well see if you need to diversify your portfolio away from ai because it is a bubble and it's gonna pop but that's difficult to do because virtually everyone and their mother has hedged something on ai in a big way so really you need to find a small company in australia that makes shoes and invest in that and then hopefully you'll be ok. anyway I've been investing in high end real estate because my prediction is that income inequality is gonna only get worse and so all the rich people will want to buy a 3rd house and they'll be buying one from me.

this bald fuck thinks that the democrats are gonna go wayy too left wing and as a result the "middle america" will swing back to jd vance "and other assholes that just harass trans people". the liberal capitalist is an incredible creature.

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

Climate change.