Adventures of a Paranoid, Pansexual.

Not gonna lie I thought they were just all yelling about how much they love themselves.

can I just say that we all owe Kojima an apology for Metal Gear Solid 2? He looked right into the camera and said “the future of information control will not be censorship, it will be drowning people in trivial noise and misinformation until people partition themselves into their own separate realities” in TWO THOUSAND AND ONE. Three years before Facebook existed. Kojima gave us the biggest Babe-Ruth-pointing-at-the-sky called shot of all time and we weren’t ready for it.

Raiden is a diegetic video game character who is an anxious millennial being told to replicate the past while living in different circumstances who is a parallel between the player obediently accepting the limitations of the game and a soldier taking orders. And he gets sexually harassed by the president of the United States of America.

#preserve history#reblog the screenshot#share the truth with the youth

IDOLO MY BELOVED

omg the new emoji 🫪🫪🫪🫪

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Haven't seen any Pokemon movies, so I initially thought we were just being set up for Ash's joke. Then I scrolled back up and realized the 'vikings' are Team Rocket, and it took a while to stop laughing. And now I'm speculating what kind of Pokemon vikings preferred. I mean, water, obviously, but vikings were also pretty enamored of cats, so mewtwo is probably on their list.

Are we just ignoring that despite being set in a completely different world... There's still a Minnesota?

It’s important to add too that they have a dog who carries around a ball everywhere he goes and all he does is drop and catch it over and over and over again for hours and hours and hours non stop and he will ONLY poop near their house and ONLY when one of two specific people are watching him and he screams whenever people hug each other and hates paper towel rolls and so part of the bit is that the dog is also autistic

When we were growing up once a year we’d go on a week long road trip once a summer and every single time we’d go to the same place and stop at the same museums and the three of us who were obsessed with history and architecture would do one thing and the rest of us who were obsessed with natural history and animal facts would do another and then we’d pile back into the car to listen to the same two CD’s of My Chemical Romance or Red Hot Chili Peppers on a loop while playing The Animal Game, which is a game where everyone has to guess what animal you’re thinking of by asking ONLY yes or no questions and narrowing it down by phylum and habitat and shit, and then we’d pull in at a shitty motel where we’d put on either Shark Week, Mythbusters, or The Fireplace Channel, the latter of which we would watch together in dead silence only to cheer when The Hand appeared to toss a new log on, so in hindsight there were signs

DAT ASS

Oh dead ass?

If Sherlock Holmes was Isekai'd to a fantasy world he would just deduce the rules of this world and get back to solving crimes. He'll find an elf girl sidekick,name her Watson, and pretend like nothing happened.

Good. That means I wrote him in-character.

yeah okay ill reblog that

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

damn they really got every kinda monster in there

Let's get this party started :D

That's the secret deleted ending XD

This movie is a fine example of Chekov's Angry Molesting Tree