of the wind

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

imagine like going to the store and hearing in your mind "what was it you came here for, will? skim milk? whole milk? do you think the calf remembers what it felt like to be whole?" and just trembling like a chihuahua in the dairy aisle

if i got jigsawed and woke up in some moldy room with a makeshift bear trap on my head or whatever i wouldn't even let it phase me. i'm not willing to be taught lessons i'm not paying attention to a puppet. i would close my eyes and visualize abstract forms in jewel tones until a machine tears me asunder. now we've both wasted our time and you won't be able to return anything in this room to ace hardware. what did YOU learn, old man

Sometimes it grieves me to learn about deep time because of the billions of species that lived and died that cannot be known. An Earth that can never be seen or understood, entire eras of climate and life that rose and fell only seen by the creatures that lived through it

I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no

I think more lesbian couples should be written like the main protag and his best friend in shonen manga that's so sexist it becomes homosexual

Yaoi lesbians. Two muscled women performing homosexuality the way the ancient Greek soldiers did.

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

They were what now?

Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk

It’s important to mention that we now know dolphins will probably never need to develop true water breathing, because the fact that they breathe air from the surface is actually an ADVANTAGE for them. They get more oxygen at once than an animal with gills and it permits a much higher, more energized activity level for longer periods of time. They are murderous monsters empowered by their access to the forbidden air

I can’t remember if it was Daeodon specifically, but wasn’t there some paleontology news that some kind of entelodont was less “hell pig” and more “fully terrestrial hell hippo”? Because I think that’d be much, much scarier to encounter.

The very concept of a middle ground between “wild boar” and “hippo” fills me with fear