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people are so allergic to the concept of just saying “i don’t like this” instead of making up incoherent arguments as to why you don’t like it / why it doesn’t work. you can just say you don’t like something. not every opinion needs to go to trial.

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

I like your brain

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

This cheese is being stabbed safely

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

hi, im leftist facebook comment guy on a pinknews article. did you know that in shakespeare times men would play women on stage? this was very gender of them. i am ignoring the context of women not being allowed on stage because misogyny. i think trans people!

sometimes i get really overwhelmed by love for blorbo and start saying things to myself like I need to gnaw his head off